Author Topic: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.  (Read 12091 times)

Offline Douchier

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Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
« on: October 18, 2011, 22:41:08 »
« Last Edit: October 18, 2011, 22:43:02 by Douchier »

Offline DervM

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Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2011, 23:11:25 »
It's a large  :-\. Otherwise you'd be getting a visit in the next week.

Offline Douchier

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Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2011, 10:11:14 »
Why Derv, you should buy it anyway. It's the latest trend in casual wear AND there's nothing that will keep you drier on the cycle into college.

Offline DervM

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Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2011, 23:01:30 »
Except, just possibly, something with a hood. Also, I like to be able to walk into lectures without asking for someone's help to pull my shiny new cag off. Preferably  ;D

Offline Matt

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Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2011, 16:21:31 »
Nice ice-breaker if you're trying to meet people in your class.

"Excuse me, would you mind pulling on my top while I try and squeeze my head through this little latex hole? Then maybe we can go for coffee after? Be my friend?!?!"

Works every time.

Offline rog

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Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2011, 16:29:05 »
"I Have this packet of peanuts I bought a couple of years ago, maybe we could eat them together?"
« Last Edit: October 20, 2011, 16:32:56 by rog »

Offline DervM

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Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2011, 00:25:33 »
Oh guys! Now I realise why I have no friends! This has gotta be an investment.

Offline Douchier

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Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2011, 01:15:14 »
Don't believe my word that this is a great idea? Here's what some experts thought:

You'd have to be some sort of stupid person living under a rock made of cold to not think that buying this cag is an amazing idea.

When you're an athlete like me, you need the best equipment. Sometimes Niall sells that equipment and sometimes you have to man up and just buy it.

ooh! it's OOH and SHINY and mmmm...pie

Mmmm, it's nice. When you put it on, it's like all the tiny little warm-cicles climb up you and each give you a tiny hug.

BROWN
« Last Edit: October 24, 2011, 01:32:11 by Douchier »

Jer

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Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2011, 09:59:07 »
Semi dry cags are far from brown.

Offline Douchier

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Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2011, 18:16:53 »

Offline Maryanne

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Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2011, 20:51:12 »
That made me laugh... oh the quoting...

NEEDS CITATION!

Offline Chunderdragon

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Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2011, 21:51:56 »
WHERE ARE THE FOOTNOTES

Offline Douchier

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Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2011, 16:05:30 »
Actually there is citation of a sort, Simple Machines own special type. Above the quote it refers to the time, and source of the quote and if you click on this it brings you the the "Source article".

Only in this case, it's bullshit.


Buy my cag.


Offline Douchier

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Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2012, 17:42:14 »
While I'm here,

Bump!

I assume that by now you've all learned that warm things are nice and that cags are great?

G'wan, get yourselph something nice

Offline Diarmuid

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Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2012, 02:39:35 »
how can we trust someone who has no f?!?