BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"

[Niall Finch]

Hey, hey kids,

Here's another cool thing to get you down to the Fair Vale of Laragh this Saturday, ANOTHER EVENT!

This will be run after the BoaterX Finals, and promises to be an absolute spectacle for the crowds, which will surely have gathered in their thousands by this stage.
Going to limit this to people with a fairly solid roll or people who can convince they want to take part enough *ahem* blow jobs/baked goods (or a combination of the two) *ahem*

Also, competitors may only use the same boat they used in previous events, Exay on the switching boats-ay.

Here's the scoring list so far, some changes may occur;
"In 'til you swim"
•   While in hole:
•   Cosmic Donkey            5pts
•   Yell a profanity            5pts
•   Pick your nose with your tongue      5pts
•   Wave at judges            10pts
•   Blow Kiss            10pts
•   Paddle Spin            15pts
•   "Blow Job"            10pts
•   Rail Grabs             10pts
•   Pop-out             25pts
•   Deck-less pop-out         40pts
•   Reverse pop-out         40pts
•   Deck-less reverse pop-out       60pts
•   Side surf >15 seconds          30pts       Can go for both sides

•   Tucked-up roll (for first one)       15pts
•   Back deck roll (for first one)      15pts
•   Hand roll             30 pts
•   Double scores for deck-less rolls
•   Cartwheel – connect more than 2 ends   75pts

•   Last more than 3 minutes       125pts      Must stay within recirculating area, Judges will decide.

•   Bleed/Bleed lots       50pts/100pts

•   Crowd reaction for special moves, general beat-downs or showing rather large testicles will add points.

Post up below if you want to take part!

Sign-up:
Men's
Kieran McKevitt
Simon Grennall
Andy Jeffers
Steven Mulrooney (Maybe)
Cormac Roche
Diarmuid Ryan
Greg Healy
David Mulrooney
Bill Corbett
Not Kev Cahill

Women's
Ailbhe Tuohy
Dervla McAuley

[kmck]

Okay will do

[Poopy Dick]

Haha YES  I'd like to watch the rugby but dont mind getting semi regular updates on the water

[Poohy]

Possibly.... would also like rugby though..

[Andy J]

feck the rugby for once! I'm in. Thripple points for the testicular fortitude to go in with hand paddles?

[Niall Finch]

feck the rugby for once! I'm in. Thripple points for the testicular fortitude to go in with hand paddles?

Aye, I'm sure some extra points will be awarded, get some decent crowd reactions and it'll be even better!

[Steven Mul]

Again, make me a maybe if possible..id like to see how it looks and whether I reckon I'd be up to it!

[Poopy Dick]

Will each person get double points if it is all done in the duo 

[Scabidas]

Will each person get double points if it is all done in the duo 

Canadian, here I come !

[CormacR]

Aye

Kind of giving yourself an advantage with those dick-less moves aren't you Finch?

[Diarmuid]

fuck rugby

sure why not

[Sexual Swan Healy]

If I'm still in one piece after the boaterx then ya why not!

[Zog]

I'm in

[Steven Mul]

I'm in

Til you swim? [emoji6]

[DervM]

Sigh. Ye.