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Kerry the table quiz
slapper:
Hey Mr. Dad,
with Brendino having kindly just agreed to join the company you're really on a roll now.
Maybe if this keeps up you'l be able to afford to buy back your eldest daughter.
Pity the freshers are still letting you down so badly. All talk, no action (bad way to be in the adult entertainment industry :lol: )
Meabh's dad:
John I don't want you to take this the wrong way (as we say in the Adult Entertainment world) but if you've ever watched from the warmth of a hired coach as Brendino is getting changed you'll realise that I wouldn't get as much for him as you might hope. Besides which, like house prices in Dublin, daughter prices in the Arab fella's country have shot up, so Brendino will have to do a lot of work in order for me to be able to afford to buy Meabh back.
I might put up another poll asking the canoeing club what sort of things Brendino should be doing in bed for €10,000 as the club members were very helpful when I was trying to come up with a fair price for selling Meabh to the Arab fella.
I am still new to the whole Adult Entertainment world though, and so perhaps you or some of the club could suggest things that Brendino might do and then I can put up my poll?
Thank you for your help, the tax discs are running out on all my buses.
slapper:
with the bright red sallopets he has, surely there could be some kinda 'fireman bredino' theme to get the ladies going
Amanda:
hi :)
sorry us freshers aren't replying to your posts mr dad :(
but we are trying to do exams(help) and don't have time. sitting in the libeary talking takes up a lot of time u know.
i don't think that i my self would be a good earner for your company in it current form (being from mayo i'm a bit shy) but am very good at talking crap as u all know so would be more them happy to help
but as we all what Meabh' home for christmas
i suggest that u hire out the male members of the club for entertainment at christmas partys or story telling.
just a though.
Brendino:
--- Quote from: "Meabh's dad" ---I could offer you five camels in a rather used condition if that would suffice? So far I have no plans to use them in the film.
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Maybe you might want to re think that. I had a chat with the Arab fella about Camels and he gave me some rather startling information. It seems to me that your Adult Movies would be better off with the Camels than with me. Plus you already own them so they won't cost you a thing. Honestly, no wonder your business ventures are failing. You need to think these things through better.
--- Quote ---The best camel "meat" comes from young male camels although it makes for tough chewing
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Extra Long Scene
--- Quote ---Camels have the reputation of being bad-tempered and obstinate creatures who spit and kick
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Feisty
--- Quote ---The moaning and bawling sound they make when they're loaded up and have to rise to their feet is like the grunting and heavy breathing of a weight-lifter in action, not a sign of displeasure at having to do some work.
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They can act.
--- Quote ---Camels come in every shade of brown, from cream to almost black
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Now there's a talant.
--- Quote ---When a camel uses its hump, the mound becomes flabby and shrinks. If a camel draws too much fat, the small remaining lump will flop from it's upright position and hang down the camel's side. Food and a few days' rest will return the hump to its normal firm condition.
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New Movie every week.
--- Quote ---The camel has a large mouth
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Well.......
And by the way
--- Quote ---A camel's penis is called a dude
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How's it goin' dude? :lol:
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