I once heard of the following encounter:
Jeremy Clarkson: Hi, I'm Jeremy Clarkson, I do Top Gear.
Kate Moss: Are you trying to sell me drugs?
not sure if it's true, but I'm bored and since this is the Gear board...
ooh, look at that, I'm bored enough to break off mid sentence when I notice that this is a board, and I'm bored (how ironic).
don't worry, I'll probably realise this is a stupid post and not submit it.