New Hoodie

[david]

What do you mean? I don't get it.

[roz]

Are we still putting orders in for the model? if so, i'll take one, size XL please 

[Amanda]

What are ye actually ordering?

Some orange/pink thing with "nothing too big",
Or Lime green with "subtle and vaguely attractive".

[Diarmaid]

amanda, what do you mean? these are the hoodies. they've been ordered.

I'm confused...

[Ritchie]

YOU GUYS GOTTA BE SHITTIN' ME RIGHT!!!! you do realise you're all gunna be walkin around like a giant popsticle lookin like a bunch o' cockjocks!!! they are RANK!!

IMPEACH THE COMMITTTEE!!!!

-i seriously hope for the clubs sake that this is a joke n' that they are infact LIME GREEN- 

[Lucy]

LIME GREEN- subtle and vaguely attractive....  it's the way of the future...

[Barbie]

yay we're agreed!! Lime Green

[Asho87]

am i the only one who likes the pink/orange combo???

Well done to the committee - a fine choice of ensemble!

[bexifurr]

I agree with Asho, they are totally skanky and I love it.

Kinda brings it to another level really.

The slogan I'm not so sure about cos it's hard to get past the very obvious sexual innuendo and make a, or any, connection with paddling... I mean, when it's explained, yeah it makes perfect sense - what doesn't once it's explained? - but I guess it would have been better for me if I had been there when the phrase was coined.

What can I say, I've been hibernating cos I have a rash. Funny cos it's true.

Later babes
Peace

[Mark]

You can't please all of the people all of the time.

You can't fool all of the people, all of the time either. But you can get some of them .

[bexifurr]

Aw thats a shame.

So.

What are we really getting?

[Diarmaid]

We're going to cave to popular demand:

pink torso, one orange sleeve, one lime green sleeve, slogan "Subtle, yet screwable".

[Asho87]

Perfecto Diarmaid! What a crowd pleaser!

[Amanda]

they are totally skanky and I love it.

Isn't that the problem?
Not that I wouldn't wear one. I would just prefer something less suited to a three year old.


Who much are they going to cost?
Last time they were â,¬35, yet Galway got there's for â,¬20 each and were better quality.


When are Tom and Danny going to walk to the pub naked in Kerry?
I was thinking KERRY.


Impeach.

[Diarmaid]

They'll be cost price and you can all bite my penny-pinching ass. 


In other matters, anyone want to see my ass pinch a penny? I just learned how to do it.