Are we havin a playboating one done up?
Something like this maybe, but more better:
Choose white. Choose a river job. choose a paddling career. choose your boatie call. choose a phuckin small playboat. choose washing your gear once a year, park and play, sunscreen and special waves. choose big water, nose plugs and dental insurance. choose overthrusters, playboaters handbooks and other equipment you'll never use. choose a fast boat. choose your rescue. choose wet and stinky thermals. choose a massive peli case to fit brand new dvcam and three lens slr. choose eddie service and wondering where the phuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that bank watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing recirculating holes, breakfast rolls, lost souls. Choose rolling away at the end of it all, phishing your last in a miserable hole, nothing more thatn an embarrassment to the selfish fucked-up freshers you spawned ot replace yourself.
Choose water.
Choose white.
Either ways I'll take a grey xs please!
