Santa's Christmas List

[Pia!]

Ok, everyone who is taking part in the Santa's Sack has got to put their names down asap as other wise yo wont get to put your hand in Santa's sack. Santa needs to let his little elves know just how many presents to make. If you don't put your name down- you won't get a present. Don't just turn up at the christmas party expecting a present cos it takes a long time for Santa to get them down here all the way from the North Pole

1. The Cost is ten euro (none of that goes to the elves as Santa is a fan of slave labour-the 10 euro only covers materials, transport costs and any profit goes towards keeping Santa's fat ass in cookies and milk)
2. Put your name down in this topic
3. Pay me my money

Just to let all the Fresher's know-this is a really fun way of giving money to Santa (the club) while getting a big Juicy present at the same time- its only a tenner and if you don't do it you'll feel really left out at the christmas party when everyone is sitting on Santa's knee, getting presents and you're left sitting in the corner like good ol' Ebeneser Scrooge!

Happy Studying!

[Asho87]

so are we kris kindling or just getting a present? im confused??

Im in anyway!

[Lucy]

while getting a big Juicy present at the same time-

...now wait a minute??

[Pia!]

You heard me!

Juicy is offering herself as a present!!!
Any takers?




Ok Assho- this year there could still be a kris kindle but thats got nothing to do with the committee. Organise it yourselves! The santa's bag thing is completely seperate from that Pay us 10 euro and you get presents from our very own secret santa! Minimum effort- Maximum return!

[jesus_jones]

yes for daniel I'd love a Santa present. Maybe he could back up that big rump of his for me, Maybe Mrs Clause could drop it like it's hot aaaawieeeeght

[kmck]

I'm in. Only if juicy is dressed as Mrs clause ala bairbe and pia last kerry

[Peegor]

who's Santa?

[kmck]

Can we pay early to avoid dissappointment. Peegor does it matter? Are you going to be there so we can make drink an evil shot?

[Barbie]

OOOHH me me me me me me
I want a present!

[caz]

me!

[Jevon]

who's Santa?

I was taught that Santa is a made up character that allows all the gay pedophilic priests (and plenty of other dirty Christian men) a chance to legitimately molest thousands of children every year.

[Diarmaid]

I'm in, although I may not be there on the night.

[becca]

ahhh...but you're taking all the fun out of it. damn committee suck the fun out of everything. there's not gona be the whole;
-ooh, who did you get?
-no,you tell me who you got first
-no way man, i asked first
-don't be such a bitch. just tell me who you got

and the inevitable...
-oh shit?the party's tonight?damn and blast, didn't get my kk anything. lets see now...what do i have lying around from last christmas? ah yes, this unopened sock shaped parcel.
excellent.

see?? GIVE US BACK OUR LIBERTY COMMITTEE. stop falling in behind that nazi, pia.

[jen]

Me pleasssse!

[becca]

I'm in. Only if juicy is dressed as Mrs clause ala bairbe and pia last kerry

oh thats hilarious,
only one taker so far and there's a stipulation!!
rough.

i'd so do you luce, and i wouldn't even charge.