Yeah well you can stuff your kerry house-the club house is gonna have food fit for kings! There'll be a full roast christmas dinner with all the trimmings, a fountain of france's finest champagne, an in house massage therapist for after a hard days paddling, buckfast will be available 24/7 on ice (but still in the bottle!), a chocolate fondue with strawberries, mountains of Ben and Jerry's ice cream and you know what else we'll have?