Dear Canoe Club
following much debate, i have decieded that i am refusing to step down as your safety officer, try and impeach me I DARE YOU
try and find a safety officer like me!look at all i did for you...
-300 condoms supplied for the club(that my mother found and had serious worries about)
-always easily recognisable member of committee to the freshers..maybe that was because i was always drunk but who cares
-if you look in gods you will see that we were nominated for club of the year because of our increased safety levels on the rivers THANK YOU DEEDEE you are welcome everybody!!!
-no dead/missing freshers which is always a bonus.
i am the best safety officer the club has seen whether im in the country or not. in fact i am the woman that holds this committee together.
ITC i know you are lurking in the shadows, i fear you not! I make no qualms about saying I AM AMAZING
so try and impeach me canoe club if you dare, because I AM HERE TO STAY!there is nothing you can do to overthrow my reign of safety terror.the people voted in their masses to get the deedee on committee so i say GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!
this 'erasmus' theory as invented by mark 'tight ass' ahern is a cover up of the fact that i rule supreme and he is afraid of the power i have engulfed the rest of 'his' committee in. to be honest im not surprised he is trying to have me impeached, he's terrified of me.
so i say....BRING IT ON, i will not go out without a battle
love your favourite safety officer,
deedee
