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kmck:
Except for killawalla which is in australia.

cormac:
Becca

It's a real shame things didn't work out between yourself and Gary because, though I'm sorry to say it, you'll probably never do so well for yourself again.

Hugs

Cormac.

becca:
Ritchie. Fuck off.

Hey Cormac, you're the master at dating these days aren't you? If you were me how would you get Gary back?Leave a trail of fresh human blood?Cause let me tell you, that has not gone down well in the past.

cormac:
Dearest Becca

I do sympathise with your predicament. 

Hmmm...what qualities can you use to win Gary back?  Clearly looks and personality aren't a runner for you, though charm would have been handy if you could have come by some.  What about a nice stew?  Everyone loves home-cooking!  Can you cook?

Hugs.

Douchier:
Have you considered getting knocked-up and telling him that he's the daddy?
Nothing like a good ol' fashoned keep-a-minger baby.

Definately no hugs

Niall L. Bouchier

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