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Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!

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TomB:
Jay-sus Kylie,

Open plan office here . . . .

I somehow think your going to get your ass handed to you soon . . . .

becca:
You know what you boys should do? Get together for a slumber party.You could make cookies, paint each others nails and watch re-runs of sex in the city while bitching about me.

Roger:" Oh...Mmmm, wow, these chocolates are divine. Did anyone hear what becca said about me this time?"

Tom: " Oh Darling, i know. You know how my self confidence is so low? and she called me a midget troll. I told her how i felt about that and said how sometimes...when i'm alone, i think about hanging myself from my shoe laces and she said they'd never hold, i'd better try something sturdier"

Kylie: "Uh. She has no feelings. Does anyone have a tampon? Hey Roger, would you put this on my back? it's almond oil...i can't quite reach...just..yeah, just there."

Kmck: "oooh! lets wax me!!"

Kylie: "She has no right to make you fell like that Tom. None. I'm serious.

Roger: "Tom, i'd ride you like a black stallion."

Kmck: " Hey, whats my horoscope say? I'm Scorpio. The sexy sign of the zodiac."

Roger: " Duh!Of course you are Mr. Man!"

Tom: "We should do something about this menace. Gang up on her on the board or-"

Kylie:" Oh my god! hold that thought Tom, Samantha is about to have her first lesbian experience. oh my god! oh my god!"

Monkey Loving Bob:
Hold on a second,

I get to watch lesbians, have some oil poored on my back (might be a little weird but fuck it sure), listen to Tom and Roger go on like they're Cormac and Tom, Laugh to myself and tell KMCK that I'm not waxing him. All told I reckon I'd find that a fairly funny evening. Afterwards I'd probably bother my hole to come a DECENT FUCKING COMEBACK!

Stop wasting my time Becca...

kmck:
Becca how come if you know when my birthday was you didn't send me a card :'(, I gave you one.

Ritchie:
There we go, there’s Pia as per usual putting her snout into othere peoples business.. where it doesnt belong.

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