Boathouse Inventory!!

[Ley-Ley]

What are the criteria for a successful rape?

One of the many answerless questions like:

Why does Lucy still have moderator privileges?

I think her name is only colored, that's it.

Oh and maybe the person who 'raped' Rodge's profile was wasted and couldn't think properly, so lay off them.

[Pia!]

The secret to a good profile rape is to make little, subtle changes
Change what they said just enough so that people think the person is weird but not enough that its obvious they've been raped

Once dee and becca changed my "I've lost my booties" post into "I've lost my boobies"
Hilarious! 

[Lucy]

Yeah that was a good ol' day when the monday baking crew got together.  Good times.

[Diarmaid]

Once dee and becca changed my "I've lost my booties" post into "I've lost my boobies"
Hilarious! 

... when did you have them?

[Asho87]

Have you found them yet? Or replaced them?? They were still missing last I saw you. Mine have been missing since puberty.

[Towelyey]

pia, asho, there's something i need to tell you........


..... I STOLE YOUR BOOBIES!!!!! THEY'RE MINE NOW I TELLS YOU MMMIIIINNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Pia!]

Ali- did you ever hear the story of the greedy little girl who stole her friends boobies?

Her boobies got bigger and bigger and bigger until they got so big that they began to sag.
They sagged and sagged and sagged until she looked like this:

[TomB]

This post has to be sickest i've seen yet in the glorious history of UCDCC - well done, this is brilliant!!

Think about it, picture some sick bango playin' pervert in the hills of west virginia decides he's going to google 'criteria for a successful rape?', then he ends up joining UCDCC - BRILLIANT!!