Lunch at the Board Monday/Tuesday??

[Carla!]

you HAVE to be nice to me carla! im your wife dammit! so much for solidarity! also my comebacks may be shit but so's your face!!!! :-P

oh the temptation......

but since you are a cripple at christmas and all...il let you off this one time and wont mention anything that relates to shit or your ma or her face....

[Robyn]

why thank you schmexyface thats very kind! (note to self come up with a comeback that carla cant relate to my face or my ma...its gonna be a loooooooong night)

[Ley-Ley]

For all my slagging of you cripples, looks like I could be one for awhile now!!

[Eoghan]

For all my slagging of you cripples, looks like I could be one for awhile now!!

I suppose someone has to do it.......welllll what happened to you?? 

[Ley-Ley]

Soft foot tissue connecting with hard bone elbow!!

Sarkie bastard!!

[Robyn]

who'd ya kick u eejit?

[Carla!]

ANOTHER CRIPPLE?  leighton u idiot
what is wrong with everyone these days....

robyn, iv eaten 4 oranges already today like you said, in the hope that i won't be this sick for tomorrow!!
im going to the christmas party...or il die overdosing on oranges trying 

[Robyn]

ANOTHER CRIPPLE?  leighton u idiot
what is wrong with everyone these days....

robyn, iv eaten 4 oranges already today like you said, in the hope that i won't be this sick for tomorrow!!
im going to the christmas party...or il die overdosing on oranges trying 

carla: bed rest, vitamin c, daytime tv, chicken soup and paracetemol. you should be fine be tomorrow. if you feel yourself turning orange and spherical, stop eating the oranges.

[Ley-Ley]

I'm not a cripple anymore, I can hobble fairly well!!

Carla, if lemsip can cure aids, it can cure you too!! Also, I hear a shot of bleach cleans your insides out!! That's a lie.

[Carla!]

Carla, if lemsip can cure aids, it can cure you too!! Also, I hear a shot of bleach cleans your insides out!! That's a lie.

lemsip kills aids ? sweet, il start taking that then il be killing two birds with one stone.....
iv sneezed about 20 times in the last 15 minutes which is deadly cos i really like sneezing..
being sick definately has its pluses

[Ley-Ley]

You don't have aids Carla, you have have something much worse than that, it's called hypochondria!! *burn*

[Carla!]

You don't have aids Carla, you have have something much worse than that, it's called hypochondria!! *burn*

oh shit. thats what i told you after that passionate night we had the other day, isn't it?

listen leighton..maybe you should get yourself checked

and maybe buy a few packs of lemsip while your at it...

[Ley-Ley]

Passionate? You think too highly of yourself Carla. *burn*

[Carla!]

Passionate? You think too highly of yourself Carla. *burn*

your right Leighton....
theres definately nothing passionate about having sex with a manatee....

[Ley-Ley]

http://media.photobucket.com/image/manatee%20penis/corsiphoto/walruspenisuq0.jpg

It's not a manatee but you get the idea. *burn*