Man, don't listen to doctors! Half the time they're only giving you advice that'll make them laugh...
Examples of actual medical advice received in the last year:
- Nonononono, it really is a rectal thermometer!
- As a medical practitioner I thoroughly recommend you drink that clear fluid you've just found in the hardware section, you drunken mess!
- Shut up before I hurt you real good!
Never listen to them - EVER!!!