Which grammerian overlord let this dick-whip into the club...?
fine i gess ill cum
wait aminiut i luv paddlin count me in!!!
Bring back the thumb-screws and pvc gimp suit 
LEARN ENGLISH!
I agree. I hate correcting English mistakes. Things are bad enough when I have to go through a group essay to correct the English with a German, a French guy, a Romanian and three Chinese without bad English on here. I say whippings for text speak or generally bad English. Or buy everyone in the club a pint at the next club event (a way to keep numbers up and improve English - a win-win situation). Or Karen can just keep correcting them.
And yes, I am in a ranting mood because I've just finished going through that essay and still have one to write for another class as well as 2 presentations in the next 2 days and an exam 2 days before Christmas.
OK. Rant over.