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Christmas part-AAAAY!!
Eoghan:
BRILLIANT!!!
and i'm fairly sure Leighton is right! I smell kris krindle fixing!
Carla!:
theres OBVIOUSLY no crist kindl fixing. angel.gif
The presents are given out by santa. The elves work on a rotating shift of hard manual labour, building them in a workshop. You may ask how the machinery they operate is powered, it being in the north pole. They use a hybrid of nucleur and wind power, taking advantage of the plentiful arctic winds. Santa brings the presents on his sleigh to Dublin using his herd of talented Reindeer, who can sometimes be mean and slag their peers but also love to have a laugh and play games like monopoly. He flies aound the world backwards at supersonic speed so its always midnight wherever he lands because of the different time zones. Then he hands them out to us in Messers...
Whats not to understand? ???
Hope that answers everyones doubts and confusions...
8) 8) 8)
Jer:
That seems like a lot of effort to go to for a roll of duct tape, you'd think he'd just pop down to Woodies or something.
Carla!:
he has about a million elf slaves.... he can make them make him ANYTHING....
thats where all the engineers who end up on the bad list at christmas go
to work in santas sweatshop for eternity
so watch out jer
Carla!:
ha or they get sent to work as oompa loompas in willy wonkas choclate factory as finch would say!
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