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Varsities!!!
Ley-Ley:
Leighton:
A person, that posseses quite large genitals, usually a good body, not the biggest or best, but high up there is known as "Leighton".
That guy is a Leighton, quite big dont you say?
A complete ass that you unfortunely have to respect because he has a power trip
Wow that teacher is such a leighton!
A person that posseses unusually small genitals is usually referred to as a "Leighton"
That guy is a Leighton, iv seen bigger bollocks on ants than that fucking ingred bastard!
Depending on who I'm around, it can be any of them!
This one is of Matt:
An aggressive, sexual person. They use their charm to lure women into compromising situations. They often hate fuck women and enjoy cumming in their hair and eyes just to get a reaction.
I met a guy last night at the bar, his name was Matt.
Oh, that explains your black eye.
I broke me chops laughing the first time I read it!!
Maryanne:
The subtlties of spelling...
"Maryanne
person who is very strong and extremly shy. She loves to hurt people, hate her mom and hit her sister.
a.) Jim: Did you see Maryanne yesterday?
Bob: Yeah, she was beating her sister up."
"Maryann
the act of throwing your long hair back off your shoulders, spinning your head around, and inadvertantly walking into the wall"
"Mary Anne
Mary Anne is good with children and is a people person. Likes being with others. Is funny and likes to make jokes. Even finds humor in herself.
Person in line " Sorry I forgot my wallet in the car"
Mary Anne " Don't worry about it, here is $5"
Friend "I am in a bind. I can't fiind a sitter"
Mary Anne " No problem I can help""
Carla!:
--- Quote ---Carla is the Canadian Condom Fairy. She is considered a very kind and sweet person with as many hugs to give as she does condoms. You will be glad to have her in your life because the Condom Fairy isn't just for sex, she's for life.
'we can't have sex tonight Jane, I'm unprotected.'
'it's ok, Carla left a condom under my pillow this morning.'
--- End quote ---
Robyn:
Cathal
When you harm someone of an opposing religion, you've done a Cathal
Eric: Hey, why did you harm that Jew?
Fred: I dunno, I just felt like doing a Cathal!
ROFL!
finch:
Hey guys
Just to remind you there is limited places on the trip and it's filling up fast. I'll be at the board tomorrow from 1-2 collecting money or around college all day if you can't make it. The trip is being run on a first come, first serve basis so get your money in fast.
Take it easy :o :P
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