"Simon had to jump because he didn't make coffee for me in the morning!" Nice quote Jim.
I only made reference to your upside down landing (which took a skill few people have the guts o replicate) because you were so quick to mention Simon's black eye and let's face it, Simon could kick Steve's ass in any paddling comp.
I have no video evidence to add to the fray because some f*cker stole my camera at the end of my trip in Pucon. I had actually bailed out of my boat before I hit the bottom but then decided to get back into my boat, put on my spray deck an do a couple aerial flips before landing cleanly at the bottom but, as I say, I've no video evidence.