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General => Kayaking => Topic started by: rog on February 15, 2009, 17:51:17

Title: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: rog on February 15, 2009, 17:51:17
Congratulations to Mat who passed his L4 assessment today! Totally deserved it, and has done for a good while!!!

And congratulations to Tom B who passed his L4 instructor assessment yesterday! I'm sure he'll be takin' the club down jacksons soon enough now.
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: finch on February 15, 2009, 18:06:20
Well done guys - good job  :)
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Ley-Ley on February 15, 2009, 18:54:21
Yea good work lads!!
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Monkey Loving Bob on February 15, 2009, 20:04:49
Congrats Matt - well deserved, as for Tom, yeah he's alright...
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: JODY on February 15, 2009, 20:25:47
Yeah its about time Tom!

(Good stuff Matt  :) )
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Evan on February 15, 2009, 21:31:38
Well done guys
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Eoghan on February 15, 2009, 23:42:39
wow congratulations!
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Cathy on February 16, 2009, 00:25:51
Congrats guys, well done!!! :)
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: kjt on February 16, 2009, 16:00:42
Great stuff guys, well deserved!
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: caz on February 16, 2009, 17:50:14
congratulations guys!
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Bill C on February 16, 2009, 21:24:59
Go on my son! (to Matt)

Jackson's here we come! (to Tom)
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: becca on February 17, 2009, 14:56:31
Ah yeah! High five!! Hoozah! woo!! holllllaaaaa!!!!


nice.
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: TomB on February 17, 2009, 15:16:00
Becca,

Your sarcasm has been noted.

Regards,

Tom
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Pia! on February 17, 2009, 15:38:37
Wow guys, the sexual tension between you two is electric!



Just hook up already     :-X
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: kmck on February 17, 2009, 15:52:09
I can think of a reason not to, think of the children Pia!
(http://retrieverman.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/worlds-ugliest-dog.jpg)
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: rog on February 17, 2009, 15:59:38
Whoa...
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: becca on February 17, 2009, 19:11:50
I hate the term 'Sexual tension'

I also hate 'throwing the gob', and 'he needs to get his hole'

All really bad. REalllllyyyyy RRRREEEEEaaaaLLLLyyy BBBBaaaadd.

Tom, I'm not being sarcastic. I'd never be sarcastic to Mat. I like him. I like you Mat.
You need to take of the training bra and grow a pair. You're more sensetive than my fifteen year old sister. It's like you're on the pill, are you on the pill?


Kmck, that Joke has already been used by....by who? by Ritchie i think.
It may even be the exact same photo he used in his gag . You gotta be original. Go large or go home, know what i'm saying?

Becca out.
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: kmck on February 17, 2009, 20:27:56
Well ritchie did give me the software for seeing what peoples children would look like.
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Diarmaid on February 17, 2009, 20:46:14
'sexual tension' isn't that bad... one of those typos you're glad happened. way better than the sexual tennyson people had before that.

(http://www.twickenham-museum.org.uk/images/medium/med1851TL1.jpg)


yeesh...  :-\
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Monkey Loving Bob on February 17, 2009, 20:57:37
Quote from: kmck on February 17, 2009, 20:27:56
Well ritchie did give me the software for seeing what peoples children would look like.

Whoa, better hope this shit isn't watched by the law!!!

Pia, there's no sexual tennyson between Tom and Becca, I think it's obvious to all that Cormac has that corner of the market cornered with both Tom and Becca...
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Matt on February 18, 2009, 00:50:03
Quote from: becca on February 17, 2009, 19:11:50
I'd never be sarcastic to Mat. I like him. I like you Mat.

Cheers becca. Nice to know someones looking out for me
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: rog on February 18, 2009, 01:32:33
Dont know listen to her man, she's evil!!!
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: TomB on February 18, 2009, 08:50:19
Hey Becca,

I'm not on the pill, i've seen the side affects its had on you like naussea, weight gain etc and have steered clear as a result.

Yours honestly,

Tom
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: rog on February 18, 2009, 09:18:36
So becca was your canary in the hole as for as the pill is concerned then tom?
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: TomB on February 18, 2009, 10:17:26
Your metaphor is poor Roger, canary's are cute little birds . . . . .
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: rog on February 18, 2009, 10:23:16
Ogre in the hole?
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: TomB on February 18, 2009, 10:38:35
Yes Becca, was my orge in the hole . . . .
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Monkey Loving Bob on February 18, 2009, 11:24:20
Roger and Tom,

I ask you both to consider whether or not you are being unduly harsh on Ms. Holohan? She is, for want of a better description, a young lady under considerable stress, here in land not her own (she is a Brit you know) she is in her final year of college suffering body weight fluctuations (we are all hoping that they eventually fluctuate the right way for you Becca)

(http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t17/MonteCristoHakushaku/fat%20people/fatgirl6.jpg)

Losing Gary her Beau couldn't have been easy on her either, I mean even when something relatively insignificant goes wrong for her it's hard for her to deal with it at a time like this.

SO gentlemen, have a heart. Furthermore I think 'Troll in the hole' would have been far better.


Sincerely,

Conor.


I'm also attaching this photo for towel's benefit

(http://www.images.generallyawesome2.com/photos/7-eleven-gulp/bucket-gulp.jpg)

Go on I dare ya.





Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Bill C on February 18, 2009, 11:30:39
Not one thread so far has ended without some form of Becca tormentation. I suppose I should really keep my nose out of this, but to an outside obsever, say, it might seem a bit mean? Or am I just being naive?
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: caz on February 18, 2009, 11:30:57
dear god people will you have some consideration for the innocent, inoffensive people caught in the middle of this hostility???

or at least those of us stupid enough to open this thread in the middle of a full computer lab  :-[
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: TomB on February 18, 2009, 14:16:28
Jay-sus Kylie,

Open plan office here . . . .

I somehow think your going to get your ass handed to you soon . . . .
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: becca on February 18, 2009, 15:05:58
You know what you boys should do? Get together for a slumber party.You could make cookies, paint each others nails and watch re-runs of sex in the city while bitching about me.

Roger:" Oh...Mmmm, wow, these chocolates are divine. Did anyone hear what becca said about me this time?"

Tom: " Oh Darling, i know. You know how my self confidence is so low? and she called me a midget troll. I told her how i felt about that and said how sometimes...when i'm alone, i think about hanging myself from my shoe laces and she said they'd never hold, i'd better try something sturdier"

Kylie: "Uh. She has no feelings. Does anyone have a tampon? Hey Roger, would you put this on my back? it's almond oil...i can't quite reach...just..yeah, just there."

Kmck: "oooh! lets wax me!!"

Kylie: "She has no right to make you fell like that Tom. None. I'm serious.

Roger: "Tom, i'd ride you like a black stallion."

Kmck: " Hey, whats my horoscope say? I'm Scorpio. The sexy sign of the zodiac."

Roger: " Duh!Of course you are Mr. Man!"

Tom: "We should do something about this menace. Gang up on her on the board or-"

Kylie:" Oh my god! hold that thought Tom, Samantha is about to have her first lesbian experience. oh my god! oh my god!"
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Monkey Loving Bob on February 18, 2009, 15:46:39
Hold on a second,

I get to watch lesbians, have some oil poored on my back (might be a little weird but fuck it sure), listen to Tom and Roger go on like they're Cormac and Tom, Laugh to myself and tell KMCK that I'm not waxing him. All told I reckon I'd find that a fairly funny evening. Afterwards I'd probably bother my hole to come a DECENT FUCKING COMEBACK!

Stop wasting my time Becca...
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: kmck on February 18, 2009, 16:03:40
Becca how come if you know when my birthday was you didn't send me a card :'(, I gave you one.
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Ritchie on February 18, 2009, 20:13:40
There we go, there’s Pia as per usual putting her snout into othere peoples business.. where it doesnt belong.
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Diarmaid on February 18, 2009, 20:51:20
Quote from: Pia! on February 18, 2009, 16:18:30
*fart*

didn't the Judge say that recently?
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: rog on February 18, 2009, 21:01:52
I think so Diarmuid.. http://www.ucdcanoeclub.com/index.php/topic,8187.msg63390.html#msg63390
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Pia! on February 18, 2009, 21:42:49
Ritchie, considering there were about 5 guys ganging up on Becca I figured that since she is my friend i might just stand up for her

And since when was stuff written on a public forum private business?


If sticking up for becca pisses you off then i'll delete my post
I forgot how easy it is to offend people on this board
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Monkey Loving Bob on February 19, 2009, 10:56:11
Quote from: Pia! on February 18, 2009, 21:42:49

I forgot how easy it is to offend people on this board


Like yourself perhaps?

It's all in good fun Pia/The Judge, so in summation - shove it up yer hole...

PS repost that entire rant Pia
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Evan on February 19, 2009, 11:01:14
Be careful Kylie, Pia is now the devil's child. she's on 666 posts
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Monkey Loving Bob on February 19, 2009, 11:03:44
Quote from: Pia! on February 18, 2009, 21:42:49
considering there were about 5 guys ganging up on Becca I

I didn't hear her complaining at the time...
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Lucy on February 19, 2009, 11:21:29
Quote from: Monkey Loving Bob on February 18, 2009, 15:46:39
Hold on a second,

I get to watch lesbians, have some oil poored on my back (might be a little weird but fuck it sure), listen to Tom and Roger go on like they're Cormac and Tom, Laugh to myself and tell KMCK that I'm not waxing him. All told I reckon I'd find that a fairly funny evening. Afterwards I'd probably bother my hole to come a DECENT FUCKING COMEBACK!

Stop wasting my time Becca...

That was a brilliant comeback!
I laughed out loud...AND I'M IN THE LIBRARY!
keep up the good work Becca.
AND as for this:

Quote from: Monkey Loving Bob on February 19, 2009, 10:56:11
Quote from: Pia! on February 18, 2009, 21:42:49

I forgot how easy it is to offend people on this board


Like yourself perhaps?

It's all in good fun Pia/The Judge, so in summation - shove it up yer hole...

PS repost that entire rant Pia

That is a classic line used by people who have clearly been burned and are so sensitive and hurt that they revert to the structure of the "NO YOU ARE!" arument.
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Monkey Loving Bob on February 19, 2009, 13:55:19
Quote from: Juicy on February 19, 2009, 11:21:29
AND I'M IN THE LIBRARY!

OMG, I'm shocked too! :Really Really Shocked Face:
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: becca on February 19, 2009, 14:32:54
Quote from: Monkey Loving Bob on February 19, 2009, 13:55:19
Quote from: Juicy on February 19, 2009, 11:21:29
AND I'M IN THE LIBRARY!

OMG, I'm shocked too! :Really Really Shocked Face:


Yeah, you're right Kylie, :D Nobody's gona slap an ASBO on Lucy for hours spent in the library are they!!!HA!Hardly!Don't be ridiculous!...It's so clever of you to point it out..because you know, of all the hours you put in. What degree did you get again? Oh no wait...yeah. There it is.

Whats the saying? Let he who is without sin? Or is it...leg to stand on??
 :-*

And P.s: I corner the market on Loose abuse...and Becca doesn't share.
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Monkey Loving Bob on February 19, 2009, 15:21:45
Quote from: becca on February 19, 2009, 14:32:54
because you know, of all the hours you put in. What degree did you get again?

I received roughly what I put in, Also nice us of 'Loose Abuse'

What's the ASBO reference though? I know what an ASBO is but don't see how it applies...

EDIT: a bit too much
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Lucy on February 19, 2009, 16:15:31
eh Kylie....I don't know how social you are in the library but I'm pretty sure it's the anti-social aspect of the library that Becca was referring to when she said "Anti-social Behaviour Order"...just a guess.

And as for supporting Becca's use of the term 'Loose Abuse' as you're only comeback??? Stealing someone's idea directly after them whilst you can actually see the same post on the screen is just... beautiful.
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Monkey Loving Bob on February 19, 2009, 16:37:21
read it again dumb dumb
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Lucy on February 19, 2009, 17:12:38
Quote
Quote
Quote from: Juicy on Today at 11:21:29 AM
AND I'M IN THE LIBRARY!

OMG, I'm shocked too! :Really Really Shocked Face:

Oh...you mean this? Was this a comeback?  I was trying to be nice and was lending you the opportunity to deny that post existed.
Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: TomB on February 20, 2009, 13:32:08
Ok Guys,

Lets get back to the topic.....

Go Matt! Go me!

Lucy, to date you've yet to shower me with cheap ego inflating comments of my abilities?! WTF?!

Tom

Title: Re: Congrats L4 Mat and L4 Instructor Tom!
Post by: Lucy on February 20, 2009, 13:58:38
Oooops. Sorry Tom and Matt.
My affection towards you have been unspoken. But I respect your achievements.
Now don't let it slip!