UCD Canoe Club

General => Kayaking => Topic started by: Simon R. on March 03, 2014, 10:28:00

Title: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
Post by: Simon R. on March 03, 2014, 10:28:00
Sign up here to race against people you are guaranteed to beat. Likely competitors in this category include- disabled family pets, terminally sick children, the ill, the infirm, those with impaired mental faculties etc.


Mens

Cormac Roche


SIGN UP IS NOW CLOSED

Given the need for Cormac to guarantee a win he has asked that he be allowed to compete against himself. The BoaterX Committee, given his past performances competing agains the infirm and indigent, have agreed.
Title: Re: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
Post by: CormacR on March 03, 2014, 13:06:25
As mentioned I've been paddling in New Zealand recently and think I might be too much competition for myself and so request that I be removed from the category.
Title: Re: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
Post by: Peter O'Sullivan on March 03, 2014, 14:43:33
Excellent idea having this category. I hear Cormac ( out of shame) is donating the AT paddles he won at Galway fest to the winner of this race!
Title: Re: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
Post by: HelenaC on March 03, 2014, 15:18:33
They gave him new paddles for beating a bunch of children???
Title: Re: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
Post by: kmck on March 03, 2014, 21:08:45
Well it's an easy mistake to make
Title: Re: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
Post by: Peter O'Sullivan on March 03, 2014, 21:56:49
Quote from: HelenaC on March 03, 2014, 15:18:33
They gave him new paddles for beating a bunch of children???

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AodZsGYLeokKdHVHMHlMTm1xWWJnT044bEhiam5fdGc&usp=sharing#gid=1 (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AodZsGYLeokKdHVHMHlMTm1xWWJnT044bEhiam5fdGc&usp=sharing#gid=1)

Looks like he wouldn't even have won juniors!

Congrats to all other club members that competed.
Title: Re: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
Post by: DervM on March 03, 2014, 22:06:46
Quote from: Peter O'Sullivan on March 03, 2014, 21:56:49
Looks like he wouldn't even have won juniors!

Ooh, I'd like to see you race against those juniors now Peter.
Title: Re: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
Post by: Maryanne on March 04, 2014, 02:35:01
Quote from: DervM on March 03, 2014, 22:06:46
Quote from: Peter O'Sullivan on March 03, 2014, 21:56:49
Looks like he wouldn't even have won juniors!

Ooh, I'd like to see you race against those juniors now Peter.

Peter would totally win. All he's to do is pull off their decks.
Title: Re: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
Post by: Matt on March 04, 2014, 22:59:24
Quote from: Maryanne on March 04, 2014, 02:35:01
Peter would totally win. All he's to do is pull off their decks.

My Child Protection alarm bells are ringing...