ATTENTION ALL:
It is I, your glorious revolutionary overlord.
I am writing this to inform you all there will be some strict changes incoming:
First of all: No more life jackets. The water is our god, and she will take whom she pleases.
Second: We shall now live in the water. We must embrace it to improve our kayaking prowess.
Third: Those who disobey me shall have their gills forceably removed and banished to the dry lands.
So sayeth I, Ailbhe, Lord and master of the seas.
This needs to be Archived!