Post by: Niall Finch on March 08, 2016, 16:41:39
Here's another cool thing to get you down to the Fair Vale of Laragh this Saturday, ANOTHER EVENT!
This will be run after the BoaterX Finals, and promises to be an absolute spectacle for the crowds, which will surely have gathered in their thousands by this stage.
Going to limit this to people with a fairly solid roll or people who can convince they want to take part enough *ahem* blow jobs/baked goods (or a combination of the two) *ahem*
Also, competitors may only use the same boat they used in previous events, Exay on the switching boats-ay.
Here's the scoring list so far, some changes may occur;
“In ‘til you swim”
• While in hole:
• Cosmic Donkey 5pts
• Yell a profanity 5pts
• Pick your nose with your tongue 5pts
• Wave at judges 10pts
• Blow Kiss 10pts
• Paddle Spin 15pts
• “Blow Job” 10pts
• Rail Grabs 10pts
• Pop-out 25pts
• Deck-less pop-out 40pts
• Reverse pop-out 40pts
• Deck-less reverse pop-out 60pts
• Side surf >15 seconds 30pts Can go for both sides
• Tucked-up roll (for first one) 15pts
• Back deck roll (for first one) 15pts
• Hand roll 30 pts
• Double scores for deck-less rolls
• Cartwheel – connect more than 2 ends 75pts
• Last more than 3 minutes 125pts Must stay within recirculating area, Judges will decide.
• Bleed/Bleed lots 50pts/100pts
• Crowd reaction for special moves, general beat-downs or showing rather large testicles will add points.
Post up below if you want to take part!
Sign-up:
Men's
Kieran McKevitt
Simon Grennall
Andy Jeffers
Steven Mulrooney (Maybe)
Cormac Roche
Diarmuid Ryan
Greg Healy
David Mulrooney
Bill Corbett
Not Kev Cahill
Women's
Ailbhe Tuohy
Dervla McAuley
Post by: kmck on March 08, 2016, 16:48:05
Post by: Poopy Dick on March 08, 2016, 17:04:18
Post by: Poohy on March 08, 2016, 17:08:27
Post by: Andy J on March 08, 2016, 17:15:34
Post by: Niall Finch on March 08, 2016, 17:18:27
feck the rugby for once! I'm in. Thripple points for the testicular fortitude to go in with hand paddles?
Aye, I'm sure some extra points will be awarded, get some decent crowd reactions and it'll be even better!
Post by: Steven Mul on March 08, 2016, 17:31:16
Post by: Poopy Dick on March 08, 2016, 17:31:40
Post by: Scabidas on March 08, 2016, 17:40:05
Will each person get double points if it is all done in the duo :P
Canadian, here I come !
Post by: CormacR on March 08, 2016, 18:19:48
Kind of giving yourself an advantage with those dick-less moves aren't you Finch?
Post by: Diarmuid on March 08, 2016, 18:25:55
sure why not
Post by: Sexual Swan Healy on March 08, 2016, 18:41:24
Post by: Zog on March 08, 2016, 19:15:09
Post by: Steven Mul on March 08, 2016, 20:25:18
I'm in
Til you swim?
Post by: DervM on March 08, 2016, 22:43:25
Post by: Bill C on March 09, 2016, 20:37:20
• Pick your nose with your tongue 5pts
Derv I sense your input
Post by: Kev_ on March 10, 2016, 16:50:25
Post by: DervM on March 10, 2016, 22:17:24
Woop woop!
• Pick your nose with your tongue 5pts
Derv I sense your input
Ah jaysus I never even noticed it! Handy though :P