UCD Canoe Club

Committee Announcements => Announcements => Topic started by: Niall Finch on March 08, 2016, 16:41:39

Title: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: Niall Finch on March 08, 2016, 16:41:39
Hey, hey kids,

Here's another cool thing to get you down to the Fair Vale of Laragh this Saturday, ANOTHER EVENT!

This will be run after the BoaterX Finals, and promises to be an absolute spectacle for the crowds, which will surely have gathered in their thousands by this stage.
Going to limit this to people with a fairly solid roll or people who can convince they want to take part enough *ahem* blow jobs/baked goods (or a combination of the two) *ahem*

Also, competitors may only use the same boat they used in previous events, Exay on the switching boats-ay.

Here's the scoring list so far, some changes may occur;
“In ‘til you swim”
•   While in hole:
•   Cosmic Donkey            5pts
•   Yell a profanity            5pts
•   Pick your nose with your tongue      5pts
•   Wave at judges            10pts
•   Blow Kiss            10pts
•   Paddle Spin            15pts
•   “Blow Job”            10pts
•   Rail Grabs             10pts
•   Pop-out             25pts
•   Deck-less pop-out         40pts
•   Reverse pop-out         40pts
•   Deck-less reverse pop-out       60pts
•   Side surf >15 seconds          30pts       Can go for both sides

•   Tucked-up roll (for first one)       15pts
•   Back deck roll (for first one)      15pts
•   Hand roll             30 pts
•   Double scores for deck-less rolls
•   Cartwheel – connect more than 2 ends   75pts

•   Last more than 3 minutes       125pts      Must stay within recirculating area, Judges will decide.

•   Bleed/Bleed lots       50pts/100pts

•   Crowd reaction for special moves, general beat-downs or showing rather large testicles will add points.

Post up below if you want to take part!

Sign-up:
Men's
Kieran McKevitt
Simon Grennall
Andy Jeffers
Steven Mulrooney (Maybe)
Cormac Roche
Diarmuid Ryan
Greg Healy
David Mulrooney
Bill Corbett
Not Kev Cahill

Women's
Ailbhe Tuohy
Dervla McAuley
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: kmck on March 08, 2016, 16:48:05
Okay will do
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: Poopy Dick on March 08, 2016, 17:04:18
Haha YES  ;D ;D ;D I'd like to watch the rugby but dont mind getting semi regular updates on the water
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: Poohy on March 08, 2016, 17:08:27
Possibly.... would also like rugby though..
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: Andy J on March 08, 2016, 17:15:34
feck the rugby for once! I'm in. Thripple points for the testicular fortitude to go in with hand paddles?
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: Niall Finch on March 08, 2016, 17:18:27
feck the rugby for once! I'm in. Thripple points for the testicular fortitude to go in with hand paddles?

Aye, I'm sure some extra points will be awarded, get some decent crowd reactions and it'll be even better!
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: Steven Mul on March 08, 2016, 17:31:16
Again, make me a maybe if possible..id like to see how it looks and whether I reckon I'd be up to it!
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: Poopy Dick on March 08, 2016, 17:31:40
Will each person get double points if it is all done in the duo  :P
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: Scabidas on March 08, 2016, 17:40:05
Will each person get double points if it is all done in the duo  :P

Canadian, here I come !
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: CormacR on March 08, 2016, 18:19:48
Aye

Kind of giving yourself an advantage with those dick-less moves aren't you Finch?
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: Diarmuid on March 08, 2016, 18:25:55
fuck rugby

sure why not
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: Sexual Swan Healy on March 08, 2016, 18:41:24
If I'm still in one piece after the boaterx then ya why not!
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: Zog on March 08, 2016, 19:15:09
I'm in
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: Steven Mul on March 08, 2016, 20:25:18

I'm in

Til you swim?
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: DervM on March 08, 2016, 22:43:25
Sigh. Ye.
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: Bill C on March 09, 2016, 20:37:20
Woop woop!



•   Pick your nose with your tongue      5pts


Derv I sense your input
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: Kev_ on March 10, 2016, 16:50:25
No
Title: Re: BoaterX "In 'til you Swim"
Post by: DervM on March 10, 2016, 22:17:24
Woop woop!



•   Pick your nose with your tongue      5pts


Derv I sense your input

Ah jaysus I never even noticed it! Handy though  :P