I brought a golden pages to the party the other night and I dunno where its gone :(
if it turns out anything happened to it, I think we should all chip in to buy mark a new golden pages.
I have a Golden Pages for sale. Gimme a call.
Sorry for your loss. I have a spare if you need one. Kill is only trying to make money out of you.
I know a good place that sells golden pageses. can't remember the number but you can find it under 'telephone directory sales' in your... oh wait.
never mind.
I think everybody is missing the fact that we have an insider. we should get on to Eoin (Golden Pages) Powel and organise the best Phone Book party Aka ESB Schematic party startyed by our very on "The Simon Barry"
There must be about 30 copies of it floating around the arts block.... anyone have an extremely large bag and lots of upper body strength????
asho69 USE IT! :x
Quote from: LorcanI think everybody is missing the fact that we have an insider. we should get on to Eoin (Golden Pages) Powel and organise the best Phone Book party Aka ESB Schematic party startyed by our very on "The Simon Barry"
i'm so all over that shit. bring on freshers weekend
Oh dear Diarmaid, I just read your signature.... WHAT A CHARMER!!! :roll:
ugh, thats sick!!
QuoteI brought a golden pages to the party the other night and I dunno where its gone
dont worry my main man Mark, yah so its easy to find your "G-Page Bandit"....
....so check it, all golden pages come with their own identity magnetic barcode found on the side, each barcode is related to a single pallet of 340books, each pallet is signed for and delivered to a given area....
....soooo, say you live in area "DS-16-J" (dublin south, D.16, estate J), then your golden pages will be linked to within 340 houses of your house, so unless some other neighbour of yours was at the party, the bandit has a book "DS-16-J" from your estate!!!!
THERE IS NOWHERE FOR HIM/HER TO RUN!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
wow richy..you learned a lot at work this summer!! :)
too much thought dude..too much thought!
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holy crap dude. i work for them and i don't know that! Door to Door must be real slave drivers
impressive indeed. was your training program delivered in dodgy white guy ebonics?
yah see they tell you all this crap so punters like me dont go off to the backend of wicklow and make one whopper of a multi-drop!! :lol:
....so every book can be traced back to you, so instead what you do is.....say you come to ucd to deliver the golden pages what you do is you drop a rake load off, hence all the extra g-pages lying around the place!!! (though ucd wasnt in my area this year), but you get the idea...you give people more than they actually need.... meaning you get more money.
FOR THE RECORD I DELIVED ALL BOOKS IN ACCORDANCE WITH DOOR2DOOR REGULATIONS & GUIDELINES AND I AM MEERLY STATING A HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION THAT MAY OCCUR IN THE DELIVERY PROCESS.