UCD Canoe Club
Committee Announcements => Announcements => Topic started by: Ritchie on September 22, 2007, 19:30:02
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Right so feel free to introduce yourselves to the board....
Hi i'm richard, ritchie, rich, dick and before you ask..
yes i am an engineer,
yes i am the man with the beer bong,
and yes i do have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon. But I aslo nicknamed my testis. My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.
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Hello world,
I'm Dave Cox. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and I am what some people call mentally retarded.
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Hey, i'm a nu kid!
Im just startin 1st year psychology but i've been kanoing for a few years, have my own boat and gear etc, can't w8 to get out on the rivers with u guys.
Oh and:
Oscar here! I'm all about havin' fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off. Anyway, I kinda known for my catch phrase WHAMMY! As in Gene Tennis at the plate WHAMMY! WHAMMY!
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Hey hey, I'm Juicy! The one with the flaming red hair! That's me! I'm in 2nd yr Liberals Arts. woot!
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my head hurts.. :-\
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I am your Public Relations and Entertainment Officer.
If you need some Public Relations or Entertainment, come and see me.
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hey im dee, many of you have been shocked to hear i am your safety officer...you will meet me sober some day soon i promise
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Well, i'm still Cliodhna and pretty much exactly the same as last year! doing civil Eng, tall with curly hair and i live miles away, spending my life trekking in and out of town (im very bitter about that!).
love compliments, minstrels and dancing. hate boiled potatoes, waiting at the bus stop in the rain and when it's windy and those little bits of dust go in my eyes.
im the one who sends the emails and buys the biscuits. and my name is pronounced 'cli-ye-na' or if you cant manage that 'clean-a'.
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Hi I'm Asho, I enjoy fine wines such as Buckfast and the occasional beer. I'm a pro-paddler and people often describe me as being subtle and vaguely attractive.
My name is pronounced Ash-o. :D :D :D
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I'm Diarmaid... that was my house you were in on Saturday.
I make diamonds. ooooh.
I'm an anti paddler, and her name is pronounced Ass-ho.
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I'm Amanda form mayo, this is my forth year of college, I’m a second year social science in UCC for some reason that confuses people. I’m currently 2 hours early for my first lectures of the year. Opps I will pop up on random occasion for no real reasons and I’m lovely.
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I am kieran, KmcK are my intials and my name on the board. I am in my ninth year in ucd and ucdcc. I am doing a PhD in CO2 and climate change. I am a botanist by trade and ecophysiologist by profession. I am an official party pooper this year, as I am a RA in belgrove. I am writing up and finishing the PhD, hopefully this will be my last year here. See you on the water.
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and yes i do have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon.
I am what some people call mentally retarded
I am in my ninth year in ucd and ucdcc. I am doing a PhD in CO2 and climate change. I am a botanist by trade and ecophysiologist by profession. I am an official party pooper this year
please tell me some one on comittee is screwing with these guy's with the magical powers of editing,because i point blank refuse to believe they wrote this about themselves.
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Im Lambe, Kevin Lambe
im ur equipment officer, be nice to me and u'll get good equipment.
Im an amazing paddler, best of the th freshers if u ask me. Much better than Kyle anyway cuz he's Ginger and ive got dark hair so i automatically win!!!
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i am towel i like to to remind people of the importance of having a towel - especially when you go paddling as after a few hours in the water you tend to get wet n if your as good a paddler as me you'll get in a few swims while your there!!!
So DONT FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL!!!
i am also known as alli murray but im not the real alli murray i am a fake!! the real alli murray is far cooler, hotter and has superior boobs but unfortunately the real alli murray is not around too much so your just gona have to put up with me - the fake - for a little longer!!
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yeah,he's got you there kyle.he may be totally stupid but he's not a ginger and therefore has the inherent ability to not only beat all gingers at everthing ever but also to be able to slag you for the fact that you're a ginger and have people sympathise with him...life is just grossly unfair isn't it?
hi,i'm becca.
if you're a fresher i might have told you otherwise.also,to all those who i have introduced lucy to as "blade",i apologise.lucy is in fact "lucy" and not "blade".you might think i pick on gingers,because lucy is a ginger and i once humorously called her blade who is also known as "day walker". there's a connection there.i don't have anything against gingers.blonde isn't that far away from ginger anyway....but it's far enough.
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...are people screwing with posts...cause none of these posts really read like other posts by their respective authors....
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I'm John,
I don't know how to put this... I'm kind of a big deal... I mean, people know me. My apartment smells of rich mahogony and I have many leather bound books.
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Hi, I'm Paul and I'm in 1st year Psych.
Before we begin paddling, let's go over the groundrules. Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face... AND THAT'S IT!
;D
See ya on the water, guys!
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to all those who i have introduced lucy to as "blade",i apologise.lucy is in fact "lucy" and not "blade".
I thought her new name was "hag-fish"?????
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Hi, I'm a pre med student.
I was there on saturday and had a great time, sorry I couldn't make the party.
I'm the blonde one who kept falling over. Thanks for rescuing me who ever you were.
ps, I still have someone's booties. How do I give them back of can I keep them?
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Hey ricthie, Was it you who lent the booties to me?
Are you the Training officer?
Thanks for all those rescues, it was you who kept pushing me over though !!! >:( >:( ;) ;)
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no no, im pretty sure u didnt lend me any board shorts, my mate found some th other day, gav em to me but they lookied shite so i threw em away
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Hi I'm phil,
Some you you might know me as:
I have been in the club for a while
Not that that's my name, I really have just been in the club a while.
Just in case you were confused
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I am your Public Relations and Entertainment Officer.
If you need some Public Relations or Entertainment, come and see me.
Does this mean I should go see the children's officer for what I'm looking for?
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Hey,
I'm Peegor ( Mark Egan) . Studying Second Year B-comm. I'm the guy with Blonde hair and looks like im wearing fake tan. (i went away for the summer)
Knickname origin: i pissed in my boat when floating down the Boyne. Freshers's ye be warned, i paid the ultimate price with weeks of alsgging and black eye from the river gods. Ask anyone!!!
Likes: soccer and all sports
romantic walks on the beach
candle light dinner
classical music
talking about nature and the environment
poetry
Dislikes: people who take ages to get changed before and after the river
people who dont drink that much
people who call me Mark - thats the captains name
Just drink up this year and we should get along
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Hey,
I'm Peegor ( Mark Egan) . Studying Second Year B-comm. I'm the guy with Blonde hair and looks like im wearing fake tan. (i went away for the summer)
get out of your own ass
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Oh dear, has someone let becca have coffee again! Though to be fair she can come out with some good quality random.
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They called it Caroline... Born in Sligo, moved to dublin last year. Love it here and i dont plan on going back for a while (but i miss my friends and my piano :() i went home this summer and worked three horrible jobs to buy my own sweet little boat. as well as kayaking i love yoga, running, piano, drama, bunnies, volunteer work and red wine. when i grow up i want to be a fire man, or a caterpiller.
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Just cause anchorman said it doesnt make it right! If Anchorman swam would you??? Riddle me this!!!
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Ritchie you got served!!!
good work monday baking crew!!
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Likes:
romantic walks on the beach
Hey, what a coincidence, I also like romantic wanks on the beach!
wait, that's not what that says...
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Wow, guys you really are all so original! I mean, i don't think anyone EVER thought of quoting anchorman!? Dave- comparing yourself to Rick the mentally retarded guy?That's truly genius!!! And Peegor, telling us about how you like romantic walks on the beach- where do you come up with these little gems?!
Sorry freshers, i'm not normally this mean but i'm just in the middle of a 3 hour quantitive analysis for business lecture (snore) so i'm BITTER! I'd introduce myself but i'm not arsed just yet cos my lecturer just told me to stop typing
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so wait... the Monday baking club isn't the direct counterpart to the Tuesday drinking club that I thought it was? you don't just sit around every Monday and get baked?
aw, man...
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Hey im Cillian Murphy as the name suggests.
Im a first year science student and loving it.
I use to canoe when i was very little i did level one and started level 2 until my instructer lost his insurence so i hadnt been in a canoe since 1st year.
Thats about it see you all on thursday i hope.
Cillian
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What does it mean that my messages have been edited?
Ritchie, Why you change what I wrote?
Did you change it back or what are you doing?
Is this allowed here? cos on any other forum I've been on it isn't acceptable.
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"They" changed booties to boobies. It was really funny. Ritchie didn't get the joke. And changed it back. Boourns.
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but there again if your baking is as good as your kayaking ;D
but our baking is soooooo bad....
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...IT'S ALL GONE OUTTA CONTROL!
Simon + free reign on your account = BAD!
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oh my.......... ::)
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Poor show committeeeeeeeee!
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hey, I'm new but I'm very shy, so be nice..
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we'll be nice...dont you worry. ;D
And to all the freshers who have introduced themselves so far...those being Oscar, Rachey, Paul, Cillian and Niall...WELCOME!
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Welcome to the board. On the editing a freshers post so you can make a joke about someone else. It's not fair and is really not on. Ritche was just returning your post to normal. Luckily anyone editing a post leaves a trail so you know exactly who to blame.
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...since we're on the topic of freshers, this one is fair game...he lies.
hey, I'm new but I'm very shy, so be nice..
...I would like to draw everyone's attention to his signature...shy?no..humble? I thinK NOT!
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I'm Mary, very small and quite loud but rarely inappropriate. Make no mistake, i'm a climber but I paddle because i'm too afraid of water to swim. Also the canoe club are a lovely bunch of people. Welcome freshers, you've made the right choice
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Hi im rachel,
2nd year radiography. usually into the whole sailing buzz, thought it was high time to take to the rivers!
I've dabbled a little in sea kayaking in scotland..but thats about it.
"L" plates at the ready!
had great craic on thursday.. you guys are way more welcomin than the sailin crowd!
cant wait until next week
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Hey I'm Kat,
Have been out at the saturday dun laoirigh trip - I was busy capsizing lots in my beautiful orange and green striped boat.
Don't know too many of you new freshers names yet- september has too much new data - but give me a few goes and my memory might kick in eventually.
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i am "THE NORTHSIDER!" haha ! im from artane , as ye all probably know by now, i am not actaully a scumbag ! so if somethin goes missin dont automatically assume it was me !! apart gettin tangled up in this canoe lifestyle, i am repeatin 2nd year but will be in 3rd year after christmas (admin is fooked in ucd!) doin music and geography , bita phisosophy too ! i also love music (i think it might be obvious!) i play the trumpet and guitar! i have a band , we gig all over ireland , have an ep out too, so if your into your underground irish metal buy it ! (but i somehow doubt many of ye are ! )
SOUND. . .
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Yay arts repeateee!!! The canoe club may not be the best place if you plan on passing anything ;)
i am repeatin 2nd year but will be in 3rd year after christmas (admin is fooked in ucd!)
Im doing 2nd year economics and 3rd year history this year and doing 3rd year economics next year! Splits ur finals in 2 - way better option haha!!!
:)
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Does this mean I should go see the children's officer for what I'm looking for?
What? A small blonde girl with squinty eyes, a bottle of pills and duct tape over her mouth?
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Yay arts repeateee!!! The canoe club may not be the best place if you plan on passing anything ;)
i am repeatin 2nd year but will be in 3rd year after christmas (admin is fooked in ucd!)
Im doing 2nd year economics and 3rd year history this year and doing 3rd year economics next year! Splits ur finals in 2 - way better option haha!!!
:)
haha yeah thats what im worried about!!
split em up makes em easier i think?? less pressure!!
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I'm shane 1st year comp science no not a nerd befor anyone asks someone told me the canoe club was good fun and i should join so i did i rekon i made two misteaks that day but we'll see haha
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Hi everybody, my name is Johnny Gibney :) and I joined during freshers week. Really looking forward to meeting you all as soon as possible. Don't know to many people in ucd yet....ahhh booo hooo to me !!!
I have feck all experience canoeing but I was fortunate enough to have lived in California for the last eight years and had a few friends who were well into it. In other words I tagged along several times.
O.K. so as I said, I am looking forward to getting out there with everyone.
Hopefully on Sat....? ;D Johnny.
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Hi Eveyone,
I'm Laura (aka Lorco), I'll be dragging my sorry ass home from New Zealand at Christmas after a year and a half here, a little older but definatly not any wiser, (I'm still haven't gotten the hang of staying IN my boat). I survived 4 years in the Club previous to that.
So will be seeing you all in Kerry for New Years! Until then, be good (or wha'eva) and if in doubt, paddle hard!
L
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What the fuck is a lorco????