Ok, everyone who is taking part in the Santa's Sack has got to put their names down asap as other wise yo wont get to put your hand in Santa's sack. Santa needs to let his little elves know just how many presents to make. If you don't put your name down- you won't get a present. Don't just turn up at the christmas party expecting a present cos it takes a long time for Santa to get them down here all the way from the North Pole
1. The Cost is ten euro (none of that goes to the elves as Santa is a fan of slave labour-the 10 euro only covers materials, transport costs and any profit goes towards keeping Santa's fat ass in cookies and milk)
2. Put your name down in this topic
3. Pay me my money
Just to let all the Fresher's know-this is a really fun way of giving money to Santa (the club) while getting a big Juicy present at the same time- its only a tenner and if you don't do it you'll feel really left out at the christmas party when everyone is sitting on Santa's knee, getting presents and you're left sitting in the corner like good ol' Ebeneser Scrooge!
Happy Studying!
so are we kris kindling or just getting a present? im confused??
Im in anyway!
Quote from: Pia! on November 28, 2007, 17:18:49
while getting a big Juicy present at the same time-
...now wait a minute??
You heard me!
Juicy is offering herself as a present!!!
Any takers?
Ok Assho- this year there could still be a kris kindle but thats got nothing to do with the committee. Organise it yourselves! The santa's bag thing is completely seperate from that Pay us 10 euro and you get presents from our very own secret santa! Minimum effort- Maximum return!
yes for daniel I'd love a Santa present. Maybe he could back up that big rump of his for me, Maybe Mrs Clause could drop it like it's hot aaaawieeeeght
I'm in. Only if juicy is dressed as Mrs clause ala bairbe and pia last kerry
who's Santa?
Can we pay early to avoid dissappointment. Peegor does it matter? Are you going to be there so we can make drink an evil shot?
OOOHH me me me me me me
I want a present!
me!
Quotewho's Santa?
I was taught that Santa is a made up character that allows all the gay pedophilic priests (and plenty of other dirty Christian men) a chance to legitimately molest thousands of children every year.
I'm in, although I may not be there on the night.
ahhh...but you're taking all the fun out of it. damn committee suck the fun out of everything. there's not gona be the whole;
-ooh, who did you get?
-no,you tell me who you got first
-no way man, i asked first
-don't be such a bitch. just tell me who you got
and the inevitable...
-oh shit?the party's tonight?damn and blast, didn't get my kk anything. lets see now...what do i have lying around from last christmas? ah yes, this unopened sock shaped parcel.
excellent.
see?? GIVE US BACK OUR LIBERTY COMMITTEE. stop falling in behind that nazi, pia.
Me pleasssse!
Quote from: kmck on November 28, 2007, 18:15:31
I'm in. Only if juicy is dressed as Mrs clause ala bairbe and pia last kerry
oh thats hilarious,
only one taker so far and there's a stipulation!!
rough.
i'd so do you luce, and i wouldn't even charge.
Becca shut up or get out of my topic- we don't need you very loud opinion on this one! The amount of people who have already signed up would suggest that this IS a good idea- believe me this is a lot more work for the committee during the exams and we're mainly doing it so that the freshers can be included in all the christmas giving fun without having to think up a present for people that they don't really know yet!
People are still free to do their own kris kindle and we will be organising another night out like last year for that-the last couple of years roz did it but now someone else has to! who wants to volunteer?!
The nazi jokes are getting old Becca!!!
Quote from: Pia! on November 28, 2007, 17:18:49
yo wont get to put your hand in Santa's sack.
hehehe
yeah presents i love presents!!
yay!! i'm in too! :)
Quote from: Pia! on November 29, 2007, 10:58:14
The nazi jokes are getting old Becca!!!
wait, wait-wait.....wait........joke?
Quote from: becca on November 29, 2007, 10:28:15
Quote from: kmck on November 28, 2007, 18:15:31
I'm in. Only if juicy is dressed as Mrs clause ala bairbe and pia last kerry
oh thats hilarious,
only one taker so far and there's a stipulation!!
rough.
i'd so do you luce, and i wouldn't even charge.
I know, I remember the days when all the kids on the block were asking for Juicy in their stockings...*sigh*...those were the days.
Quote from: Pia! on November 29, 2007, 10:58:14
The amount of people who have already signed up would suggest that this IS a good idea
Actually for what it's worth, I didn't think so, but I figured this looks like all the committee are offering so I signed up.
I'll organise the names for a secret santa if people want. If it's just a matter of compiling names and drawing them out of a hat and texting everyone. Yeah... I could do that. But I'm not organising a night out or a santa. If someone else wants to do that stuff I'll do the names.
For my tenner I would like a motorcycle and a pet bear and a book on how to make two female hippos mate... and two female hippos... and a video camera. Thank you Santa.
I would also like those two female hippos. And some privacy.
jesus guys- is working 9 - 5 getting so boring that you're fantasising having sex with two hippos? You really should get out more
no, I think Aberdeen shows what happens when I do.
hey I just thought of something. towel in Lahinch, that was 34 people, wasn't it? let's say 65kg average because it seemed like a reasonable mix of girls and guys. so that's 2210kg in one night.
hmm... it's close. other people who were there that night and saw that girl, call it for me. did I take the record?
...from what i heard about all this the "girl" you scored was more frightening than towels "combo platter"......
..shit just thinking about this is almost too much.....what constitutes a "winner" in all this I don't know...call it a draw...???
woohoo! Santa! ;D
ah but come on, she got over two tons of people in one night. I got over two tons of person in one fell (very fell) swoop.
YAY SANTA!!! I wanna pressie!!
Cathy's present for me- knock her off the list.
..ha, just realised I completely forgot to actually say to count me in!
Woop woop bring on the christmas merriment!
x
Ok plans have changed: Santa's grotto is now on a first come first served basis-we only have limited presents so its only those who get there early who will get a present!
Get signed up here, or physically show up on the night?
PS I am still willing to draw names for a Kris Kringle if people want; all I need is someone else to organise the event. This will involve picking a pub and telling everyone to be there. Maybe asking someone to be Santa. If it's so easy, why am I not doing it myself? I don't know. I'm lazy. But someone should get on it quick; there are only two shopping weekends left before Christmas
Ok- studying is not going so well so it is now more than likely that i shall be drunk hours before the christmas party due to some saucepan hooch fun- in the very likely event that i AM drunk, i will not be collecting kerry money, only Santa money
Cheers
Diarmaid- you do have to physically get up off your ass and turn up to get a present
i could describe it for you if you want diarmuid
When's the party?!? ;D
Oh wait - never mind!! I see it! ;D
are you coming then?
i thought id ruin the surprise for you all and tell you that i'm santa....for this reason (based on the strength of my thighs) no fatties will be sitting on my knee and getting christmas presents this year.
that is all.
Merry Christmas.