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Boats and Gear => Lost and Found => Topic started by: Ríona on February 25, 2008, 16:51:38

Title: LOST: My life in a handbag....
Post by: Ríona on February 25, 2008, 16:51:38
Ok...

Black handbag:

Wallet..
Passport
Keys
Money
Drivers Licence (One week old and PINK)  :-[ :-[ :'( :'( :'(
USB from battery-less ipod
Virginity
Make-up
Dignity

Please find Mr. Handbag, he's sooo alonneeeee!!!  :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: LOST: My life in a handbag....
Post by: Asho87 on February 25, 2008, 17:03:37
It's in Ali's bucket cunt.... Never to be found again

:-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: LOST: My life in a handbag....
Post by: kill on February 25, 2008, 17:35:50
Never carry your virginity in a handbag. You never know who might steal it.
Title: Re: LOST: My life in a handbag....
Post by: johnnyg on February 25, 2008, 19:11:34
Quote from: Asho87 on February 25, 2008, 17:03:37
It's in towel's bucket cunt.... Never to be found again

:-[ :-[ :-[

Oh sweet jesus...did I just read that.... :o :o.....did you just write that..... ;D :-X
Title: Re: LOST: My life in a handbag....
Post by: Barbie on February 26, 2008, 11:43:40
yes it the joke of the weekend,

so johnny are you a bucket cunt or a penny gee?

oh actually pia told everyone on sat that you came down to varsities but you got lost in ali's bucket cunt!
if its dark and damp where you are, you may still be in there!
Title: Re: LOST: My life in a handbag....
Post by: Pia! on February 26, 2008, 11:53:24
I was actually eating a calipo ice pop on sunday and i turned my head for ONE SECOND and Ali's bucket cunt had gobbled it all up.
Title: Re: LOST: My life in a handbag....
Post by: kmck on February 26, 2008, 11:58:58
One of the guys on the stag lost his car in offaly, but we all know where it went!
Title: Re: LOST: My life in a handbag....
Post by: caz on February 26, 2008, 14:17:39
Offaly is such an insignificant county i heard they lost it once
Title: Re: LOST: My life in a handbag....
Post by: Towelyey on February 26, 2008, 14:53:26
i got confused - clippo's are shaped like................ whatever i got confused ;)
Title: Re: LOST: My life in a handbag....
Post by: Jevon on February 26, 2008, 19:56:33
Towel, do you per chance have any rear windscreens in there?
Title: Re: LOST: My life in a handbag....
Post by: Towelyey on February 26, 2008, 20:06:26
i used to but someone was playing crotch spoon.............................................................................
...............the spoon's in there but a broken window
Title: Re: LOST: My life in a handbag....
Post by: Diarmaid on February 27, 2008, 08:36:14
bucketschlager. kinky.
Title: Re: LOST: My life in a handbag....
Post by: Ríona on February 27, 2008, 11:36:10
Other than Ali's bucket cunt, any suggestions as to were this could be???

Also Kill i have your paddles!!