UCD Canoe Club

General => Kayaking => Topic started by: Bill on September 15, 2008, 14:13:49

Title: Surfboards needed
Post by: Bill on September 15, 2008, 14:13:49
Hi all,
Wondering if anyone has a lend of a surfboard for the weekend of the 25/26 of September. I'm looking to get two surfboards cos I'm taking a couple of friends that are beginners surfing for the weekend.
Thanks
Bill
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: joxer on September 15, 2008, 14:23:36
Is this not the canoe club?
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: phillt...y on September 16, 2008, 14:59:43
I thought this was the mountaineering club? Anyway I have a big old surfboard if you want to borrow it in exchange for sexual favours. I reckon if a cigarette for a blow job is the going rate......I'd say you'd have to throw in a few monkeys dressed like Marilyn Monroe for the loan of a surfboard. Sara has it at the mo so gimme a shout at some stage.
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: joxer on September 16, 2008, 19:04:11
Nice molecule as a logo. Do you know what it does
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: Bill on September 18, 2008, 13:17:57
Cheers Phil,

Joxer you're asking for a wedgie, nerd!
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: joxer on September 18, 2008, 13:27:06
Bring it on Bill......... I love it when you talk dirty. You around for O'Neils tonight
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: Bill on September 18, 2008, 15:09:20
I'll be there!!! Grrrrrrr (flexing wedgie arm)
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: joxer on September 18, 2008, 15:25:48
I am the Wedgie King. What you try to do to me will be returned 10 fold. See you alter. I presume you will call in sick again tomorrow
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: phillt...y on September 21, 2008, 12:56:16
In response to your question Joxer, the molecule you are referring to is none other than PhIP. PhIP contains one part sexy and two parts charm. Some scientists believe it's a volatile compound that's both reactive and unstable. However from extensive study it appears than when combined with C2H5OH it can have dramatic effects on the female reproductive system. I am currently working with scientists to see if PhIP can be put to any effective use but it seems it will take much financial investment, research and development to see whether any benefits to society will arise from PhIP. I will of course keep you updated!
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: Simon R. on September 22, 2008, 12:18:25
phil did you need to look up that C2H5OH you hardly knew it did you??? very good!!
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: Towelyey on September 22, 2008, 12:25:54
Nerd!! Billy give him a wedgie too!!
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: KarlC on September 22, 2008, 12:32:47
hmm C2H5OH, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: Ritchie on September 22, 2008, 14:16:28

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C2H5OH??...Phil, this is bullsh*t!!!... I know what ethanol looks like and it can be found in a white jar-like container and smells like Big-Foot's crotch.
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: phillt...y on September 22, 2008, 14:36:36
I usually enjoy some light reading of molecular chemistry to take a break from my law study. One has to keep his horizons broadened!
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: ado on September 26, 2008, 06:34:10
PHip, get back your studies!

Billy, I have a surf board you're welcome to use to.  It's either in Phil's house in Deansgrange or in Sara's house in nutgrove.  (Not sure whether Sara used mine or Phil's recently).

Aideen  ;)
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: Sara on September 26, 2008, 09:40:40
he came by ours the other night and picked up Phils, yours is at my house Ado, it still has no wax though, couldn't find wax in Donegal!

Sara
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: Bill on September 30, 2008, 14:07:00
Cheers guys. Was away last weekend and it was great, got super surf. I'll drop you back your boards this week. Ado I've got some spare wax if ya want, I'll leave it with Phil and you may get it some time before next summer. Did you all know a round of the european waveski championship and the irish open kayak surf comp are on next weekend in Easkey. Anyone going????
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: Lucy on October 01, 2008, 10:55:55
I usually enjoy some light reading of molecular chemistry to take a break from my law study. One has to keep his horizons broadened!

...too true phil, why waste all these opportunities that UCD have to offer. That's right kids, there's more to life than the big yellow thing in th e arts block....
Title: Re: Surfboards needed
Post by: phillt...y on October 01, 2008, 14:49:01
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the big yellow thing in th e arts block....

You mean Cian's mickey before we coerce him into the pool for his weekly wash?

So Billy did you get up to any roof surfing over the weekend? This guy seems to be the man to beat
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