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General => Kayaking => Topic started by: rog on April 17, 2010, 13:49:51

Title: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on April 17, 2010, 13:49:51
The stage is set, the pawns are placed, the pieces are moving!!!

ALPS 2010 Roger Shirley Karen, 2 mamba's and a Nomad Vs ten thousand Burns!

Team Dagger Vs. Team Burn!

Who will emerge victorious?


B R I N G  I T  O N ! ! !


(http://www.oakorchardcanoe.com/images/daggerlogo.jpg) Vs.
(http://www.rockcreek.com/images_site/pyranha_logo.jpg)
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Jer on April 17, 2010, 13:59:32
The Dagger logo is rubbish, is it supposed to be a vertically pinned boat or something?
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on April 17, 2010, 14:00:48
Jer u idiot!!

It's an arial view of a paddler!!!

WANKFACE!!
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Jer on April 17, 2010, 14:01:54
His paddles are broken.
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on April 17, 2010, 14:02:59
No, they're cranks
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Jer on April 17, 2010, 14:05:25
I'm pretty sure cranks don't bend in on one side and out on the other, maybe they're crank splits and he put them together the wrong way round.
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on April 17, 2010, 14:06:22
Maybe
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Jer on April 17, 2010, 14:07:49
What I'm trying to say is that only someone stupid enough to be paddling a Dagger would do that or would even need to whip out his splits in the first place.

The smileys aren't working so you'll just have to pretend that I've just posted a wall of those smug looking afro things.

Edit: (http://twelvestone.com/images/smilies/afro.gif) smokin' drugs
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Karen on April 17, 2010, 14:15:49
Boo yah!
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on April 17, 2010, 14:24:15
Ha ha jer you just got schooled by karen...

BOO YAH!!!

Good work team
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Jer on April 17, 2010, 14:25:29
She was enthusiastically agreeing with me, despite the fact that she paddles a Dagger.
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on April 17, 2010, 14:27:32
Shutup Jer!!!

Good work team
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Eoghan on April 17, 2010, 14:38:21
Rumble in the Jungle! It won't be a fight.....it'll be an EXECUTION!!!!
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on April 17, 2010, 14:40:06
Cage Rage, pick ur best fighter,

The person you choose must enter the cage armed only with their wits and reactions, dressed in nothing but rags, to face the fearsome Shirley Bradshaw!!!

Good work team
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: kjt on April 17, 2010, 15:01:18
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs462.ash1/25404_388210270749_514715749_3692569_547035_n.jpg)



Sorry to be the one to tell you Rodge, it's a well known fact Pyrahana eat Dagger for breakfast. If you don't believe me, here's a rare photo I took on the river one day. Amazing capture I must say!!!


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs462.ash1/25404_388210265749_514715749_3692568_5227117_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Eoghan on April 17, 2010, 15:05:56
great pic kyle....i think rodge should get that logo sticker for kris kindle next year!  :) cover the boat!
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on April 17, 2010, 15:21:00
Hahaha, that's brilliant kyle, nice work.

However, we won't be phased by it. We'll see when this is all over who eats who for breakfast!!

Besides a dagger can just stab a pyranha before it eats u!!!

Ha

Good work team
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Mark on April 17, 2010, 18:14:04
(http://www.ucdcanoeclub.com/daggerinpyranha.png)
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Mark on April 17, 2010, 18:14:18
suck it.
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Jer on April 17, 2010, 19:27:04
Pyranhas, like Burns, are usually in big groups though.
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on April 17, 2010, 20:07:41
suck it.

Boo Yah!!!

Good work team!!
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Tiny Tim on April 18, 2010, 16:20:27
wow talk about torn loyalties, iv got a pyrahna and a dagger, this really is a tough time 4 me
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: kmck on April 18, 2010, 17:05:07
It's been months since I was on the water, are there points for driving around with the boat on my roof?
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on April 18, 2010, 18:01:34
Dave man up!

Kieran yes you do score points by just driving around with a dagger on top of your car, but the less points the better.
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Douchier on April 18, 2010, 21:36:05
Ooh, just found this (http://www.ucdcanoeclub.com/index.php/topic,1644.0.html).
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Jer on April 18, 2010, 22:45:23
Burn Brigade, Assemble!

(http://i40.tinypic.com/2jg8k6v.jpg)


Look at these faces. Faces of sheer determination. Faces of legends. Faces of champions.
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Tiny Tim on April 18, 2010, 22:54:58
competitors!!!! athletes!!!
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on April 18, 2010, 23:13:11
Haha, that is a classy pic of Matt

Good work team
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: AENGUS! on April 19, 2010, 01:04:35
Haha you know Matt's drunk when the eyes get that  narrow!!

Roger you need to keep motivating your team by continung to end your posts with "good work team"!!

If I was part of a team I'd do it...................Oh what the hell...

Good work team!!
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Douchier on April 19, 2010, 02:44:29
Guys, we're fucked.
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Eoghan on April 19, 2010, 08:45:16
Jer - I love it!


Burn Brigade ASSSSEMBLE!!! we should make up names like the power rangers!

what competitors......ATHELETES!!!

Aengus - correction: you know Matt's GONE when the eyes get that  narrow!!  :)
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on April 19, 2010, 09:40:59
We don't need pictures to publicise how dedicated to the cause we are, you'll know all about us when we're pulling you out of the water at the bottom of an average grade 3- rapid.

I can see it now, every member of the so called "burn brigade" all in the water, swimming after a piss easy grade 2 rapid, team dagger, shirley roger karen literally throwing swimmers and boats on to the river bank... Oh yes you'll know all about us then!!!

Good work team
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Karen on April 19, 2010, 10:02:05
We're small and elite, except Rog, he's pretty tall.....
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: kmck on April 19, 2010, 10:35:23
What do you mean small elite, everyone and their cousin have a dagger! Also small computer illiterate elite would work for rog! I paddle a mamba and have for a number of years 4 ish? My favourite boat was an I3 222, which was great and the first boat I had in the alps. So in this contest I am going to cheer for whoever is on the opposite team to the person I am talking to.
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Tiny Tim on April 19, 2010, 21:24:51
torn loyalties do suck mckevitt!!! yeah i intend on hurling random abuse it just tends 2 find its way 2 rog and his shit new cheat boat
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Karen on April 20, 2010, 11:32:27
Sorry, I was thinking of team dagger for the alps this year, only myself and shirely are bringing mambas and rog is in a nomad, but everyone else has a burn.
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: caz on April 25, 2010, 17:51:28
Jackson ....


/ Thread
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Matt on April 25, 2010, 18:02:07
http://www.eddyflower.com/ShowBoat.aspx?BoatId=559 (http://www.eddyflower.com/ShowBoat.aspx?BoatId=559)

Game over
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Jer on April 25, 2010, 18:11:43
Introduced in 1988, it's as old as I am.
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on April 25, 2010, 18:28:24
At 10 foot 8 inches its a dynamic river running play boat, watch out alps!!!
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Eoghan on April 25, 2010, 20:50:04
I've just got my hands on a '96 Southern Alps guide book! :) That gear is the shit!!
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on April 26, 2010, 09:06:06
The Peter Knowles Alps guide book has a picture of Peter (I think) doing a pop out in something not too dis-similiar to a t-canyon.... That shit is hardcore!!!

I've got a small bell end!!

Good work team!!
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Eoghan on April 26, 2010, 10:35:48
yeah thats it! some really class pictures! some guy, gia-something, has some class pics too!
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: kjt on April 29, 2010, 20:34:55
haha just saw that now, great work Jer!!
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Peter O'Sullivan on June 24, 2010, 17:42:44
Who won?
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Matt on June 24, 2010, 17:48:20
I think since since Karen was the only one left standing for team Dagger, team Burn breezed by the finish line for the win!
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Eoghan on June 24, 2010, 20:39:18
ha yeah !!! VICTORY TEAM BURN!!!  afro.gif

Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Tiny Tim on June 24, 2010, 20:55:07
good hustle burn brigade, im proud of you guys!!!
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Nuala on June 25, 2010, 08:39:08
Well team dagger took took so severe a beating that only one dagger boat was ever seen on the water after the second week so...
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on June 25, 2010, 08:45:28
I'll gracefully conceed this one and say that team burn win... Although a member of team burn did manage to capsize and swim in an eddy that was no more then 3 feet deep...
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: kmck on June 25, 2010, 09:01:38
Could we have the stats on this one please? Who was team burn and who was Team dagger?
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on June 25, 2010, 09:32:53
The teams changed from time to time...
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Nuala on June 25, 2010, 14:55:43
I'll gracefully conceed this one and say that team burn win... Although a member of team burn did manage to capsize and swim in an eddy that was no more then 3 feet deep...

Rog: you are not a member of team Burn just because you were borrowing a burn that day. The best you can say for that swim was that a member of team Dagger managed to capsize and swim in an eddy that was no more then 3 feet deep, because they couldn't handle the Burn.
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: rog on June 25, 2010, 16:50:35
Nuala I disagree I think any paddler who manages to capsize and swim in a 3 foot deep eddy has only the boat to blame,
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: kmck on June 25, 2010, 18:03:17
This looks like he said, she said. I want lists and figures call me a scientist if you wish.
Title: Re: The stage is set!!! Team Dagger Vs Team Burn, BRING IT ON!!!
Post by: Lucy on August 23, 2010, 17:28:56
suck it.

Boo Yah!!!
I'd like to take this moment to point out that Rog's avatar looks like he's forcing multiple people to go down on him. These quotes merely support my findings.

Good work team!!