Thank you John. I appreciate your offer, and I note that you don't get out of bed for less than €10,000. As it turns out the Adult Entertainment wing of my coach hire concern is surrently seeking young people who will get into bed for much less than that. If you or any of your canoeing friends would be able to help me out please reply.
I think you are right about the UCD freshers though, they do seem to be all talk. As you know John I have also been driving for the Trinity canoeing club whose freshers seem to have much more gumption than the UCD offering. In fact you'd be surprised what you can get a Trinity fresher to do for a bag of chips and the promise of actual cash payment next week.
I have to admit that I also share your surprise that the UCD frehsers who complain that the Oldies, whoever they are, hog all the stories are not clamouring to create some stories of their own which would be captured on video for, ah, posterity. I imagine all of them are young, and some of them could do with the money.
Most of my films don't have much in the way of a script, so it's a shame that the freshers are all talk.