Ahem
I'm not sure whether one of you left them there for Lorraine to find on purpose, or whether you are in the habit of leaving your underwear in the back seats of other peoples' cars, but one of the girls who was travelling with me the weekend before last left a black bra, size 34 mmble mmumble mumble in my car.
Could the owner please make themselves known.
As it could be one of several of you, I'll have to do a size check a la Cormac's version of Cindarella to make sure that you are indeed the owner of said undergarment.
You have 48 hours to come forward before I put it up for sale on some of the less tasteful parts of eBay.
