Author Topic: Lidl Kayak  (Read 17847 times)

Offline Simon R.

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2008, 11:07:03 »
We can't all be as hardcore as me simon, don't feel bad.

your right there, the winner of the female clifden rodeo would know about being hard core, where the best move is a flat spin and front surfing will probably get you on the irish freestyle team.

damn the lot of you, freshers if you looking for a boat which is cheap and casn definitly be brought over seas to places like BC, the french alps and Norway just buy this, everyone else is so brand loyal they'll never say anything could about it. i love it!!

Offline phillt...y

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2008, 12:37:56 »
I'm surprised Dave's not spreading word about this boat as vigourously as he spread yeast infections over most of the countries bordering the alps. Think about it Dave, when you borrow and trash this boat it's only gonna cost you a fraction of the previous ones. Plus I'm sure they'll take back the wrecked remains of the tub, stick it in the oven with a load of returned broken plastic tupperware products and spit out a new one for half the price.

Offline kill

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2008, 13:01:46 »
Pia's just been on to me. Apparently the club's put in an order for ten of these bad boys. They'll be perfect for all levels of learning.

Offline Sick Boy

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2008, 13:14:41 »
oh i thought we had agreed on fifteen

Offline Dave B

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2008, 13:22:35 »
what model of eskimo is it simon?

Offline kill

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2008, 13:24:13 »
The only gay type.

Offline Amanda

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2008, 15:20:26 »
Group hug ::)

Offline Simon R.

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2008, 15:22:32 »
its called the eskimo fuse dave, because once you light the fuse its like a rocket, fast, dangerous and deadly

Offline david

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2008, 15:27:14 »
It's deadly and dangerous cos it's got foot pegs instead of a foot plate....