Hehehehe...oh dear, she's fine at the end, so it's ok to laugh!
Reminds me of a certain bike ride I had recently, two people, four bags, one helmet and a racer...
"Please stop! Oh my God, please go slower! Can we stop? I want to get off. Oh God, that ramp is huge! Don't hit the ramp! Go slower! I'm falling off! Oh, please stop...I don't like bikes"
I just told Mark to man up.