Introductions class 07'

[Ritchie]

Right so feel free to introduce yourselves to the board....

Hi i'm richard, ritchie, rich, dick and before you ask..

yes i am an engineer,
yes i am the man with the beer bong,
and yes i do have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon. But I aslo nicknamed my testis. My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.

[david]

Hello world,

I'm Dave Cox. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and I am what some people call mentally retarded.

[Oscar]

Hey, i'm a nu kid!

Im just startin 1st year psychology but i've been kanoing for a few years, have my own boat and gear etc, can't w8 to get out on the rivers with u guys.

Oh and:

Oscar here! I'm all about havin' fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off. Anyway, I kinda known for my catch phrase WHAMMY! As in Gene Tennis at the plate WHAMMY! WHAMMY!

[Lucy]

Hey hey, I'm Juicy! The one with the flaming red hair! That's me! I'm in 2nd yr Liberals Arts. woot!

[caz]

my head hurts.. 

[bexifurr]

I am your Public Relations and Entertainment Officer.

If you need some Public Relations or Entertainment, come and see me.

[SafeDee]

hey im dee, many of you have been shocked to hear i am your safety officer...you will meet me sober some day soon i promise

[Cli]

(copy and paste!)

Well, i'm still Cliodhna and pretty much exactly the same as last year! doing civil Eng, tall with curly hair and i live miles away, spending my life trekking in and out of town (im very bitter about that!).
love compliments, minstrels and dancing. hate boiled potatoes, waiting at the bus stop in the rain and when it's windy and those little bits of dust go in my eyes.

im the one who sends the emails and buys the biscuits. and my name is pronounced 'cli-ye-na' or if you cant manage that 'clean-a'.

[Asho87]

Hi I'm Asho, I enjoy fine wines such as Buckfast and the occasional beer. I'm a pro-paddler and people often describe me as being subtle and vaguely attractive.

My name is pronounced Ash-o.

[Diarmaid]

I'm Diarmaid... that was my house you were in on Saturday.

I make diamonds. ooooh.

I'm an anti paddler, and her name is pronounced Ass-ho.

[Amanda]

I'm Amanda form mayo, this is my forth year of college, I’m a second year social science in UCC for some reason that confuses people. I’m currently 2 hours early for my first lectures of the year. Opps I will pop up on random occasion for no real reasons and I’m lovely.

[kmck]

I am kieran, KmcK are my intials and my name on the board. I am in my ninth year in ucd and ucdcc. I am doing a PhD in CO₂ and climate change. I am a botanist by trade and ecophysiologist by profession. I am an official party pooper this year, as I am a RA in belgrove. I am writing up and finishing the PhD, hopefully this will be my last year here. See you on the water.

[becca]

and yes i do have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon.

I am what some people call mentally retarded

I am in my ninth year in ucd and ucdcc. I am doing a PhD in CO₂ and climate change. I am a botanist by trade and ecophysiologist by profession. I am an official party pooper this year

please tell me some one on comittee is screwing with these guy's with the magical powers of editing,because i point blank refuse to believe they wrote this about themselves.

[Lambe]

Im Lambe, Kevin Lambe

im ur equipment officer, be nice to me and u'll get good equipment.
Im an amazing paddler, best of the th freshers if u ask me. Much better than Kyle anyway cuz he's Ginger and ive got dark hair so i automatically win!!!

[Towelyey]

i am towel i like to to remind people of the importance of having a towel - especially when you go paddling as after a few hours in the water you tend to get wet n if your as good a paddler as me you'll get in a few swims while your there!!!

So DONT FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL!!!

i am also known as alli murray but im not the real alli murray i am a fake!! the real alli murray is far cooler, hotter and has superior boobs but unfortunately the real alli murray is not around too much so your just gona have to put up with me - the fake - for a little longer!!