General Wicklow timetable.
Get to the boathouse for 9:30 because the committee bitched at you so they could leave by 10:15.
Leave the boathouse at 11.
Get to the put-in at 11:50 allowing for two trailor re-ties.
Get the car drop done and be ready to leave by 12:30.
Wait until 1 for the rescue to clear up the mess they'll have made on Jacksons.
Have an awesome trip on the river for the first half.
Realise by the second half that you're freezing and it's getting dark.
Get to Clara Vale at 4:30 unable to see much. Get dressed asap and do a head-count.
Spend the next 2 hours recovering most of the people you seem to have lost on the river.
Have the trailor ready to go by 7. Spend 15mins pushing the bus up the hill at Clara.
Bus breaks down in Roundwood at 7:20. Everyone goes to the pub.
Half the people get back onto the bus when it's fixed 20 mins later. The boathouse is reached at 8:15.
By 9, the survivors are drinking in someone's house conveniently located near UCD.
At 10 some gardaà show up. Half of them are looking for missing persons who's parents are very worried. Half of them are responding to calls that an unknown drunken crowd showed up at this house and proceeded to tear it apart.
Some gardaà leave because they can't make sense of your drunken gibberish, others end up staying the night...
You should make it home by Sunday afternoon.
