Surfboards needed

[Bill]

Hi all,
Wondering if anyone has a lend of a surfboard for the weekend of the 25/26 of September. I'm looking to get two surfboards cos I'm taking a couple of friends that are beginners surfing for the weekend.
Thanks
Bill

[joxer]

Is this not the canoe club?

[phillt...y]

I thought this was the mountaineering club? Anyway I have a big old surfboard if you want to borrow it in exchange for sexual favours. I reckon if a cigarette for a blow job is the going rate......I'd say you'd have to throw in a few monkeys dressed like Marilyn Monroe for the loan of a surfboard. Sara has it at the mo so gimme a shout at some stage.

[joxer]

Nice molecule as a logo. Do you know what it does

[Bill]

Cheers Phil,

Joxer you're asking for a wedgie, nerd!

[joxer]

Bring it on Bill......... I love it when you talk dirty. You around for O'Neils tonight

[Bill]

I'll be there!!! Grrrrrrr (flexing wedgie arm)

[joxer]

I am the Wedgie King. What you try to do to me will be returned 10 fold. See you alter. I presume you will call in sick again tomorrow

[phillt...y]

In response to your question Joxer, the molecule you are referring to is none other than PhIP. PhIP contains one part sexy and two parts charm. Some scientists believe it's a volatile compound that's both reactive and unstable. However from extensive study it appears than when combined with C₂H₅OH it can have dramatic effects on the female reproductive system. I am currently working with scientists to see if PhIP can be put to any effective use but it seems it will take much financial investment, research and development to see whether any benefits to society will arise from PhIP. I will of course keep you updated!

[Simon R.]

phil did you need to look up that C2H5OH you hardly knew it did you??? very good!!

[Towelyey]

Nerd!! Billy give him a wedgie too!!

[KarlC]

hmm C2H5OH, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems

[Ritchie]

C2H5OH??...Phil, this is bullsh*t!!!... I know what ethanol looks like and it can be found in a white jar-like container and smells like Big-Foot's crotch.

[phillt...y]

I usually enjoy some light reading of molecular chemistry to take a break from my law study. One has to keep his horizons broadened!

[ado]

PHip, get back your studies!

Billy, I have a surf board you're welcome to use to.  It's either in Phil's house in Deansgrange or in Sara's house in nutgrove.  (Not sure whether Sara used mine or Phil's recently).

Aideen