You know what you boys should do? Get together for a slumber party.You could make cookies, paint each others nails and watch re-runs of sex in the city while bitching about me.
Roger:" Oh...Mmmm, wow, these chocolates are divine. Did anyone hear what becca said about me this time?"
Tom: " Oh Darling, i know. You know how my self confidence is so low? and she called me a midget troll. I told her how i felt about that and said how sometimes...when i'm alone, i think about hanging myself from my shoe laces and she said they'd never hold, i'd better try something sturdier"
Kylie: "Uh. She has no feelings. Does anyone have a tampon? Hey Roger, would you put this on my back? it's almond oil...i can't quite reach...just..yeah, just there."
Kmck: "oooh! lets wax me!!"
Kylie: "She has no right to make you fell like that Tom. None. I'm serious.
Roger: "Tom, i'd ride you like a black stallion."
Kmck: " Hey, whats my horoscope say? I'm Scorpio. The sexy sign of the zodiac."
Roger: " Duh!Of course you are Mr. Man!"
Tom: "We should do something about this menace. Gang up on her on the board or-"
Kylie:" Oh my god! hold that thought Tom, Samantha is about to have her first lesbian experience. oh my god! oh my god!"
