SUICIDAL PIG was discovered on BOOZEDAY TUESDAY if you were not there you are now and will continue to be unaware of its abilities!!
what i will tell you is that suicidal pig is not always suicidal, it can be 'face pig' or 'crotch pig' or even 'rebound pig'. The true essence of suicidal pig will all be revealed in due time, dont rush it, suicidal pig is suicidal and we dont want to push it over the edge!!
if you ever want to know the wonders of suicide pig you will ensure you are present at all events that are likely to end in epic drunken messery!!
Yours in Drinking
Towel