I've Lost Everything!!!!

[Stoner Eoin]

This is an appeal,for all those African kids who are stuck working behind the scenes in the Ross Inn!
I lost most of my clothes and my treasured Zippo lighter which I was going to donate to those little blighters,to keep them warm,god bless the fuckers, but due to short term memory loss mainly because of my copious drug taking,it would be appreciated if any of these items were picked up and could be returned(especially Emma's G-string,cos its her only one!)
So if anyone(other than that bastard entrepreneur Falvey) has picked up the Zippo(just the Zippo),please return it-or I won't like you!!!

Oh and if anyone found a 54"plasma tv knocking around,its mine as well!

Thanks...

Eoin(the good looking one!)

[Eoin]

Was that the widescreen one? Sorry, I flushed it down the bog

Eoin(...I think)

[eoghanp]

i have your zippo. it ended up in with all my paddling gear (i've no idea how it got in there maybe it thought the smell was combustible) ill give it to colin on saturday

[kmck]

I lost the moral high ground I don't know where I left it
So if you find a lonely place with nothing in it bar a box of bitter things give us a call on the amoral lowground next to the scandal sisters and across from the fresher scandal pit.