Still have my "I am the real Jer" tag from last year, sign me up!
Yay!
Just occured to me, there's been none of that joke this year! The freshers don't know! Aw...
Once upon a time there was a guy called Jer, by accident and then for fun, because his real name wasn't Jer, it was Rowan. One day, two years later, 'Jer' went away to a place where no one knew Jer, and wasn't called Jer, but was called Rhone... But Jer knew that one day 'Jer' would return, so he kept a nametag to remind himself of his identity and prepared for the time when the confusion would resume.
Hello 'Jer'!