Author Topic: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up  (Read 9372 times)

Offline Simon R.

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Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
« on: March 03, 2014, 10:28:00 »
Sign up here to race against people you are guaranteed to beat. Likely competitors in this category include- disabled family pets, terminally sick children, the ill, the infirm, those with impaired mental faculties etc.


Mens

Cormac Roche


SIGN UP IS NOW CLOSED

Given the need for Cormac to guarantee a win he has asked that he be allowed to compete against himself. The BoaterX Committee, given his past performances competing agains the infirm and indigent, have agreed.

Offline CormacR

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Re: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2014, 13:06:25 »
As mentioned I've been paddling in New Zealand recently and think I might be too much competition for myself and so request that I be removed from the category.

Offline Peter O'Sullivan

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Re: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2014, 14:43:33 »
Excellent idea having this category. I hear Cormac ( out of shame) is donating the AT paddles he won at Galway fest to the winner of this race!
« Last Edit: March 03, 2014, 15:11:19 by Peter O'Sullivan »

Offline HelenaC

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Re: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2014, 15:18:33 »
They gave him new paddles for beating a bunch of children???

Offline kmck

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Re: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2014, 21:08:45 »
Well it's an easy mistake to make

Offline Peter O'Sullivan

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Re: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2014, 21:56:49 »
They gave him new paddles for beating a bunch of children???

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AodZsGYLeokKdHVHMHlMTm1xWWJnT044bEhiam5fdGc&usp=sharing#gid=1

Looks like he wouldn't even have won juniors!

Congrats to all other club members that competed.

Offline DervM

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Re: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2014, 22:06:46 »
Looks like he wouldn't even have won juniors!

Ooh, I'd like to see you race against those juniors now Peter.

Offline Maryanne

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Re: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2014, 02:35:01 »
Looks like he wouldn't even have won juniors!

Ooh, I'd like to see you race against those juniors now Peter.

Peter would totally win. All he's to do is pull off their decks.

Offline Matt

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Re: Infirm and indigent BoaterX sign up
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2014, 22:59:24 »
Peter would totally win. All he's to do is pull off their decks.

My Child Protection alarm bells are ringing...