Plus we forgot the visia's to get into the PRC so we will have to run the checkpoints. I will be fine as most of my family is from cork but the rest of start to think of reasons why you are going to cork, since we will have large volume boats on the trailer Kayaking is out of the question.
yet again the committee has forgotten something important. most of the people on the bus have no idea what it is like attempting to break into the PRC. kmck has arranged for his own safety but neglected everyone else, maybe he is a sleeper agent placed here by the PRC gestapo in their attempt to rid the world of any boat longer than your arm.
while on the bus do not listen to his instructions under any circumstance he is tryin to send you to a PRC POK (prisoner of kayaking) camp, where you will under go hours of brain-washing in areas like "creekers are the enemy of the people"/"the dublin canoe union is crushing you spirit"/ "cork is really a beautiful place"/" bazzer is what a haircut is really called" :lol:
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if you find yourself stuck at a PRC checkpoint at one of the bridges, simply send kmck to talk to the boarder guards, untie the trailer (while he is pointing out the "revolutionaries") and fairy-glide across the river using a playboat. under no circumstances use a long boat as this will mark you out as you walk around the PRC.
if the checkpoint isnt close to a river, simply tell the guys at the check point that you just saw a sheep wandering up the road giving them the eye, when they run after the sheep simply tell the bus driver to proceed
(sorry about the length of this i have nothing else to do and i got kinda carried away)
