Dry pants for sale

[cormac]

Shamelessly cut and pasted from Irishfreestyle:

Pair of Nookie Dry Pants, size S, great condition.

Call cormac on 086-3795621

or mail cormac72@eircom.net

I'm in Dublin.

[kmck]

Me too I am also in Dublin

[cormac]

Oddly enough that's all the criteria you need to buy them.  Though I'll sell them to someone outside the pale if they throw in a sweetener - you know the sort of thing: dags, sisters, a bale of hay.

[kmck]

I have a spoon you know

[cormac]

Kmck

I may have misunderstood you.  Are you merely informing me that you have a spoon, or are you making me an offer?

To be honest I was hoping for a bit more - but is it a good spoon?

[meabh]

dad says to let you know that he'll trade me for the drypants....and he lives in dublin....said he needed them....something about buying a crane from somewhere in connemara.....good deal, i can cook and paddle my own canoe!!!!

[Meabh's dad]

Or if you want you can have Clare, or even Chloe (or is it Cleo, I can never remember) instead of Meabh.  Meabh is a lovely girl, and she can cook, and canoe, sort of, but I don't want to do you out of the dry pants, they look quite good.  

I tell you what - what would you say to swapping the dry pants for a Sweet helmet.  Yellow is a nice colour, isn't it?

[meabh]

well possession is 9/10 of the law and the yellow sweet helmet ye speak of is currently in ucdcc clearly labelled "little girl paddler who can't paddle coz she's a little girl"!!!

maybe it is a bad deal, can't really cook either!

[cormac]

I suppose when you think about it Meabh your dad is really saying that my dry pants have a current market value of five camels and a funny looking dag.  

 :wink:

[kmck]

It's a wooden spoon with my name on it.