Kerry the table quiz

[Meabh's dad]

Oh well!  There goes the 'Adult Entertainment' end of my coach hire concern....

 :roll:

[slapper]

Hey Mr. Dad,

i'm very surprised and disappointed with the freshers for not volunteering to help you out with your adult entertainment industry.

Surely this would have been the perfect chance for them to show up the oldies they have been so strenuously bashing of late.

I guess when you look past the big talk, the freshers aren't really up for nearly as much as they claim.

Anyway, just to help keep you in business, you can sign me up if needs be, but i don't get out of bed for less than €10,000  :wink:

[Brendino]

How Ironic........... I don't get into bed for less than $10,000

[Meabh's dad]

Thank you John.  I appreciate your offer, and I note that you don't get out of bed for less than €10,000.  As it turns out the Adult Entertainment wing of my coach hire concern is surrently seeking young people who will get into bed for much less than that.  If you or any of your canoeing friends would be able to help me out please reply.

I think you are right about the UCD freshers though, they do seem to be all talk.  As you know John I have also been driving for the Trinity canoeing club whose freshers seem to have much more gumption than the UCD offering.  In fact you'd be surprised what you can get a Trinity fresher to do for a bag of chips and the promise of actual cash payment next week.

I have to admit that I also share your surprise that the UCD frehsers who complain that the Oldies, whoever they are, hog all the stories are not clamouring to create some stories of their own which would be captured on video for, ah, posterity.  I imagine all of them are young, and some of them could do with the money.

Most of my films don't have much in the way of a script, so it's a shame that the freshers are all talk.

[Meabh's dad]

Ah Brendan, isn't it?  I have just read your post.  I am not sure if you are making an offer there, but unfortunately finances are such that I can't stretch to that sort of money for damaged goods such as yourself.

I could offer you five camels in a rather used condition if that would suffice?  So far I have no plans to use them in the film.

[slapper]

Hey Mr. Dad,

with Brendino having kindly just agreed to join the company you're really on a roll now.
Maybe if this keeps up you'l be able to  afford to buy back your eldest daughter.

Pity the freshers are still letting you down so badly. All talk, no action (bad way to be in the adult entertainment industry  :lol: )

[Meabh's dad]

John I don't want you to take this the wrong way (as we say in the Adult Entertainment world) but if you've ever watched from the warmth of a hired coach as Brendino is getting changed you'll realise that I wouldn't get as much for him as you might hope.  Besides which, like house prices in Dublin, daughter prices in the Arab fella's country have shot up, so Brendino will have to do a lot of work in order for me to be able to afford to buy Meabh back.

I might put up another poll asking the canoeing club what sort of things Brendino should be doing in bed for €10,000 as the club members were very helpful when I was trying to come up with a fair price for selling Meabh to the Arab fella.

I am still new to the whole Adult Entertainment world though, and so perhaps you or some of the club could suggest things that Brendino might do and then I can put up my poll?

Thank you for your help, the tax discs are running out on all my buses.

[slapper]

with the bright red sallopets he has, surely there could be some kinda 'fireman bredino' theme to get the ladies going

[Amanda]

hi  
sorry us freshers aren't replying to your posts mr dad
but we are trying to do exams(help) and don't have time. sitting in the libeary talking takes up a lot of time u know.

i don't think that i my self would be a good earner for your company in it current form (being from mayo i'm a bit shy) but am very good at talking crap as u all know so would be more them happy to help


 but as we all what Meabh' home for christmas
i suggest that u hire out the male members of the club for entertainment at christmas partys or story telling.
just a though.

[Brendino]

I could offer you five camels in a rather used condition if that would suffice? So far I have no plans to use them in the film.

Maybe you might want to re think that.  I had a chat with the Arab fella about Camels and he gave me some rather startling information.  It seems to me that your Adult Movies would be better off with the Camels than with me.  Plus you already own them so they won't cost you a thing. Honestly, no wonder your business ventures are failing.  You need to think these things through better.

The best camel "meat" comes from young male camels although it makes for tough chewing

Extra Long Scene

Camels have the reputation of being bad-tempered and obstinate creatures who spit and kick

Feisty

The moaning and bawling sound they make when they're loaded up and have to rise to their feet is like the grunting and heavy breathing of a weight-lifter in action, not a sign of displeasure at having to do some work.

They can act.

Camels come in every shade of brown, from cream to almost black

Now there's a talant.

When a camel uses its hump, the mound becomes flabby and shrinks. If a camel draws too much fat, the small remaining lump will flop from it's upright position and hang down the camel's side. Food and a few days' rest will return the hump to its normal firm condition.

New Movie every week.

The camel has a large mouth

Well.......

And by the way

A camel's penis is called a dude

How's it goin' dude? :lol:

[Eoin]

Man, now I know why I wasn't allowed watch Laurence of Arabia when I was young! Next time I rent it out I won't be able to look the guy at the desk in the face...  :oops: