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jesus_jones

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Kerry the table quiz
« on: December 11, 2004, 12:38:57 »
UCD are pleased to announce that we shall be hosting our first Kerry table quiz on the 30th of December in the Ross Inn.

Theres going to be loads of prizes, loads of fun and we'll also be selling off our entire committee including Tom"heavenly Ankles"Bannon, Meabh"hot lips"Cryan and Emmet"Adonis"Winters Lolly"sex goddess"O'Hara and last but by no means least Claire"we think she's dreamy"Meagher
€5 per person and a maximum of 5 on a team.
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Offline fityounggranny

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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2004, 13:58:11 »
Cool!!!!
does this require any actual knowledge, coz if it does we're all screwed......
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Offline eoghanp

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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2004, 00:31:43 »
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Cool!!!!
does this require any actual knowledge, coz if it does we're all screwed......


yes it does. im working hard on all the questions at the minute and if you wanna win your gonna have to either be really really ridiculiously smart, good-looking, rich or the perfect combination of all 3!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline fityounggranny

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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2004, 12:04:26 »
2 out of 3...........i might have a chance.
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Offline cormac

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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2004, 09:22:43 »
Dunno, seems you have trouble counting...

 :twisted:

 :wink:
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Offline Greg

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Questions
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2004, 10:34:15 »
Right Feck the Table Quiz, reckon it is rigged anyway...

What I want to know is what do I get for purchasing a member of the committee? Will they...

Buy me beer all night?
Cook me breakfast each morning?
Wash and dry thermals after each days paddling?
Carry my boat to the river?
Be a shuttle bunny?
...etc...

I need incentive before I can justify the expense, what is the incentive.
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jesus_jones

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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2004, 13:51:47 »
You have the purchased committee member for 20hrs and you can get them to cook and clean but if you bring them home you have to provide food for them. it's committee member dependant really I mean do you really want to put lolly in the kitchen with a raw chicken and leave her to her own devices, on the other hand would you really want me to be scrubbing your back while your having a bath?
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Offline kmck

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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2004, 13:57:59 »
I'm a gambling man myself But what kind of money are we talking about cause, tom's ankles are heavenly and your locks are sweet. Plus if you want to collect committee members it might get expensive.
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jesus_jones

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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2004, 14:01:33 »
we're hoping for a savage bidding war
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Offline Jenny

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best idea ever
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2004, 16:53:28 »
what a feicin fantastic idea.....well done guys.....brilliant

I'm laughing my head off just thinking about it

Jenny :-)
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Offline Greg

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Right so
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2004, 17:50:09 »
Who wants to join my little franchise....

It is €2 to enter, open to anyone including committee members, you pay €2 to the central fund.  This fund will then be used to purchase a committee members by auction.  All members of the franchise can then present their thermals to this committee member who will wash, dry and iron your said thermals and present them back to you.

By the 30th your thermals will require a wash whether they have been used or not.....
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Offline El Diablo

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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2004, 17:59:08 »
I presume you have asked the Ross Inn. Is the 30th not the Macra dance night?  Parts of Cormac's shirt should be the top prizes.
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Offline cormac

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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2004, 18:02:00 »
Eh, how shall I put this....

Fook awfff!!!
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jesus_jones

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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2004, 18:15:47 »
yeah contacting the ross inn was our first port of call. The big fella had to talk to the wife and after arduous negotiation all involved were satisfied
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Offline meabh

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« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2004, 14:23:55 »
i would like at this point in the proceedings to pt. out that only hard cash will be accepted in return for committee members and they will not be sold for camels/ funny looking dags or for that matter to suspicious fatherly/arab types.......
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