Just start ringing oldies, Tell one that another said there was water, then ring someome else claiming that the first on said there was sure to be water. Keep spreading lies and eventually the lie will do the full circle and reach the first oldie you claimed said there was water. no-one will know where the roumer started but by 12 the next day everyone will be standing on anna moe bridge Complaining about the bull shit weather reports, so the'll jump into cars and drive about wicklow looking for anything that may be up. all the same they'll all go back to annamoe bridge and get on and scrape on down. yet anothe great day in wicklow.