kerrrrrrrrrry again

[SafeDee]

right guys as everyone may have realised there are more people than we anticipated wishing to stay in the club house for kerry this year....half the club seems to be planning on staying in the club house!

the committee has decided to limit the numbers by giving priority to freshers and those ucd students who have already paid membership and who have contributed to the running of the club this year, ie been on the saturday trips, helped the committee on weekends away(ha) etc. this is in an attempt to keep the club house hospitable for members who wish to paddle over the holiday and its the only fair way we can think of sorting it out as it isnt possible for so many people to stay in the same house.

its filling up fast so get your money to pia or any committee member asap

i know its a royal pain in the ass but its the only fair way to give the few spaces we have.please dont shoot the messanger! 

[eoghanp]

blah it was better in my day 

[Douchier]

blah it was better in my day 

Well sure there was more room back in your day, but you had to sit in candle-light, had nothing but warm beer, we were still part of the Brittish Empire, nobody knew what a tootbrush was, canoes were made out of deerskins and parties had to be stopped 2-3 times a night to burn witches.

Actually things probably were better, apart from the lack of oral hygiene...

[Diarmaid]

The penny isn't dropping here...

Crowded club house. People having to sleep on top of other people. 3 to a single bed, 5 in a double. Nothing to eat but Tesco 12c noodles...

What's the problem? Reminds me of my fresher Kerry.

Which house does the club have anyway?

[JODY]

Diarmaid wasnt youre 1st Kerry the one where the houses had underfloor heating??? Yeah youre really hard core

[Douchier]

That kind of hardcore would suit me just fine...

Seeing as this is that canoe club though, I have to ask if you only discovered that there was underfloor heating after someone ripped up the floor because they thought it might be fun?

[SafeDee]

im sorry diarmaid but where is this dilusion of your fresher kerry coming from? i remember underground heating having our own team gt room and no tesco noodles....how come you got so shafted?!

[Douchier]

What are the chances of us having such salubrious confines?
I wouldn't eat Tesco 13c noodles even if you were able to magically turn them into real food.

[phillt...y]

Just add water-magic!

[Diarmaid]

Well I had to sleep under the kitchen table after Team GT, couples and foreigners* took all the bedrooms.

*Alex and Megan

And 12c noodles are actually really nice. ish.

I was unaware that there was underfloor heating but looking back it seems plausible.

But aren't you guys in the big swanky houses behind the Ross with the big windows overlooking the beach?

[kjt]

Are you's taking credit card/paypal ?

[Asho87]

theyre in the home we had last year if that means anything to u. the 2 story one beside the landladys house - JACKPOT!

[Pia!]

Ok -i can't designate spaces for people so its only once you pay that your space is secure. Arrange to meet me somewhere or call into my house- whatever you need to do to get the money to me. Priority will be given to freshers and active paddling members who've PAID MEMBERSHIP!!!
The following people have not paid:

Asho, Becca, Dave Cox (and byrne but he's in Nepal), dave dave, diarmaid (shame on you ex treasurer!), Emmett, Clarkey, Gracie, Jimmy, Jenny, Joey, julie, kylie AND lisa!, maeve, MARK AHERN!!, Pia, Ritchie, Rurgay

Did you really think i'd forget your names?


Let the race begin.....

[Diarmaid]

Why do I owe you membership money? I never paddle.

And I still stand by my policy of being as disagreeable as possible to the club this year, financially. I think everyone should get to be completely unhelpful to their successor the year after their committee year. It's only fair.

[Towelyey]

PIA you wrote your name very small there why did you bother including it??? foolish so your not staying in the club house then?