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Offline Ruth16

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Lidl Kayak
« on: March 31, 2008, 13:44:30 »
Don't get too excited people, but Lidl are flogging a kayak today....

http://www.lidl.ie/ie/home.nsf/pages/c.o.20080331.p.WhitewaterKayakwithPaddle
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Offline Ritchie

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 13:51:39 »
its an eskimo, and its a heap of shit.... you have been warned!!!
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Offline kmck

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008, 13:52:20 »
Had a look at it last year. Very basic, you can get a better deal from I-canoe or greatoutdoors. The boat has no backrest and no adjustable bulkhead, just pegs.
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Offline Simon R.

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2008, 17:24:03 »
i bought one today and took it for a spin its fucking great!
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Offline david

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2008, 17:52:22 »
Yeah Right.
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Offline Pia!

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2008, 18:23:18 »
Simon you shitebag- you just want freshers to go out and waste their money on that lidl tub of plastic, don't you?!!
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Offline Simon R.

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008, 19:48:51 »
dave just cause you have dagger plastic shoved so much up your ass its coming out your ears, dont go judging this boat without giving it a go.

its got great straight line speed and its a great boofer!!

pia look you! your far to young for me to even bother trying to explain what makes a great creek boat. ill give you a demo of mine and then you'll see.

(Somebody insert dave byrne endorsing product picture please)
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Offline Pia!

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008, 20:34:43 »
I'll have you know simon that on the 13th of May we shall be the same age

I would never pretend to know anything about creekboats-i'm so hard core i just paddle everything in a playboat. You can stick that demo offer up your ass. That's right! Why don't you run along now and paddle in a straight line in your really cool lidl boat?

We can't all be as hardcore as me simon, don't feel bad.
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Offline Ritchie

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2008, 22:40:09 »
shit dude, you got served by a nineteen yrold...  ;D

.. i'm disappointed to say the least simon, its pia... she's way EASY to slag, just look at the material :P
« Last Edit: March 31, 2008, 22:44:33 by Ritchie »
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Offline Ritchie

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008, 22:52:24 »
from one shit boat to another....  and even more surprising its from dagger :o



« Last Edit: April 01, 2008, 09:17:29 by Ritchie »
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Offline Brendino

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008, 23:01:50 »
Quote from: Ritchie on March 31, 2008, 13:51:39
its an eskimo, and its a heap of shit.... you have been warned!!!

Think about this: There is no such thing as bad weather, just inapropriate clothing.
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Offline FINN

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2008, 02:25:44 »
lidl is also doing great deals on:
http://www.lidl.ie/ie/home.nsf/pages/c.o.pc.p.MushyProcessedPeas
mmmm 4% off!!!!!!!! what a great deal, dont get too excited
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Offline Ritchie

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2008, 09:07:48 »
Quote
Think about this: There is no such thing as bad weather, just inapropriate clothing.

true statement bren.

But i can only imagine then, that this boat would be best suited to the sporadic outdoor enthusiast... you know the type, the type of person who also enjoys air-lifts and mountain rescue searches and the like.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2008, 09:16:39 by Ritchie »
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Offline david

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 10:41:29 »
Simon, I don't doubt Lidl Plastic, I'm sure it's of the same high quality as their fortified wine: Schooner....

I just know that you didn't buy a creeker.
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Offline Diarmaid

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Re: Lidl Kayak
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2008, 11:05:30 »
Schooner is made of Tesco plastic. Lidl, I believe, use rotomolded Hoch.
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