finially something kayak related....

Pia! · May 06, 2008, 12:45:30

I know trowel, i couldn't believe it either! It's like i'm looking at a picture of Ritchie (especially the guy on the right)

Cian, all i had to do was sneek into Ritchies house. I found these two locked in his basement so i took a picture. Apparently Ritchie's parents thought that out of all the triplets Ritchie looked "normal" enough to be seen in public-how wrong they were.....

Ritchie · May 06, 2008, 13:33:23

Quote from: Trowel on May 06, 2008, 12:00:51
oh my god richie i never knew you were a triplet!!

well towel, i guess you'll be glad to see there's now plenty of me to go around.

Quote from: Pia! on May 06, 2008, 12:45:30
Cian, all i had to do was sneek into Ritchies house.

pia, pia... you know you don't have to sneek into my house to find me, although this whole obsession/sexual furstration with me is getting a little weird.

Towelyey · May 06, 2008, 13:35:03

really richie did you see that picture do you ever look in the mirror??

HIDEOUS!

Diarmaid · May 06, 2008, 14:19:40

I love how all this is taking place in a thread called 'finally something kayak related'

Towelyey · May 06, 2008, 14:40:08

damn i was just gona say that!!!!!! meeh you can have it

Pia! · May 06, 2008, 15:04:00

Oh come on now Ritchie we all know that that picture of the german soldier was just a desperate bid for my attention- i think it is you with the obsession

Anyway, i didn't sneek into your house due to sexual frustration-i did it for the greater good. Look at your gene's!! I couldn't have that contaminating the next generation.

Just think: Every time you try to chat up a girl I will be standing behind you holding that picture of your inbred brothers.
Every time you log into a "making friends" website that picture will pop up beside your profile.
Every time you try to get a mail order bride, i will be standing on your doorstep waiting for the delivery man

I'm going to Germany soon-If you fight this i'm pretty sure i can get an army together

I'm sorry it had to come to this Ritchie,

really i am

caz · May 06, 2008, 18:14:27

well for the rest of us try this - http://www.darwindating.com

Ritchie · May 06, 2008, 18:46:47

Quote from: Pia! on May 06, 2008, 15:04:00
I couldn't have that contaminating the next generation.

i bet you couldn't, infact i bet you've already started growing your very own, unusually squared, knacker-tash.

as for the rest of your shiting-on, i think i'm alright.
after all, seeing as yourself and towel seem to druel over me, the rest of the world should be a breeze.

Diarmaid · May 07, 2008, 12:01:28

Quote from: Ritchie on May 06, 2008, 18:46:47
after all, seeing as yourself and towel seem to druel over me, the rest of the world should be a breeze.

... because they're ladies of such refined and discriminating tastes?

Pia! · May 07, 2008, 14:59:31

You're right Diarmaid- you're waaaaay out of our league!

kill · May 08, 2008, 11:53:19

Ha! There's a stark resemblence between your avatar and that smilicon.

Towelyey · May 08, 2008, 13:53:05

$:-\$

and thats what you look like!!

kill · May 08, 2008, 14:02:09

Not true. That photo took hours of preparation. Look how beautifully curved my eyebrows are. That doesn't just happen you know.

Towelyey · May 08, 2008, 15:34:05

the slightly confused look the raised eyebrows all that smily is missing is a whole lot of hair!!!!

Pia! · May 09, 2008, 10:44:08

I think he looks more like this one

Quote from: kill on May 08, 2008, 14:02:09
That photo took hours of preparation. Look how beautifully curved my eyebrows are. That doesn't just happen you know.

No it didn't! Trowel if you want to look as *good* as killian in that photo follow these simple steps:
Step 1: don't shave/wash/comb hair for 3 weeks until eyebrows are encrusted with dirt
Step 2:Drink red sambuca until lips are glowing

Easy!