Dagger Outlaw for sale

[JODY]

Right guys, I'm selling my outlaw, reluctantly
It's red & in very good condition. A few scratches but no dents.
Looking for €500 o.n.o.

Call me on 0876839893.

Jody

[Asho87]

joddyyyyy!!!!!!

[david]

I used to own this before Jody and I bought it new. I really loved it and missed it after I sold it. It's got a pretty clean record in that Jody bought before I started wreaking hulls.

This is a Savage boat.

[JODY]

You really interested Asho... i thought you just drunk. 

[kill]

Note that it's just drunk and not just drank.


Asho... Just drunk!

[Mark]

I can vouch for the good condition of this boat, because when jody paddles most of the hard knocks get shipped by her skull.

[JODY]

Oops sorry Kill what i ment to say was "I thought you were just drunk"

& yes Mark thats true, also note the toughest river the boat has been on was the dargle & it didn't even do the main drop Infact the boat is in better condition than me.

[david]

And It's extra sexy red!!!

[Lucy]

sexy red

[JODY]

Hmm. Dave you seem really interested, wanna buy it back?

[kill]

You can't slag the boat for not doing the main falls. It did more of the Dargle than you did.

[JODY]

I'm pretty sure both me & my boat did the same amount of the river that day... but then again, apparently i don't really remember

Somebody buy the boat!!! I don't have space for 3