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Offline Bill

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Surfboards needed
« on: September 15, 2008, 14:13:49 »
Hi all,
Wondering if anyone has a lend of a surfboard for the weekend of the 25/26 of September. I'm looking to get two surfboards cos I'm taking a couple of friends that are beginners surfing for the weekend.
Thanks
Bill

Offline joxer

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Re: Surfboards needed
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2008, 14:23:36 »
Is this not the canoe club?

Offline phillt...y

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Re: Surfboards needed
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2008, 14:59:43 »
I thought this was the mountaineering club? Anyway I have a big old surfboard if you want to borrow it in exchange for sexual favours. I reckon if a cigarette for a blow job is the going rate......I'd say you'd have to throw in a few monkeys dressed like Marilyn Monroe for the loan of a surfboard. Sara has it at the mo so gimme a shout at some stage.

Offline joxer

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Re: Surfboards needed
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2008, 19:04:11 »
Nice molecule as a logo. Do you know what it does

Offline Bill

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Re: Surfboards needed
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2008, 13:17:57 »
Cheers Phil,

Joxer you're asking for a wedgie, nerd!

Offline joxer

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Re: Surfboards needed
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2008, 13:27:06 »
Bring it on Bill......... I love it when you talk dirty. You around for O'Neils tonight

Offline Bill

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Re: Surfboards needed
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2008, 15:09:20 »
I'll be there!!! Grrrrrrr (flexing wedgie arm)

Offline joxer

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Re: Surfboards needed
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2008, 15:25:48 »
I am the Wedgie King. What you try to do to me will be returned 10 fold. See you alter. I presume you will call in sick again tomorrow

Offline phillt...y

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Re: Surfboards needed
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2008, 12:56:16 »
In response to your question Joxer, the molecule you are referring to is none other than PhIP. PhIP contains one part sexy and two parts charm. Some scientists believe it's a volatile compound that's both reactive and unstable. However from extensive study it appears than when combined with C2H5OH it can have dramatic effects on the female reproductive system. I am currently working with scientists to see if PhIP can be put to any effective use but it seems it will take much financial investment, research and development to see whether any benefits to society will arise from PhIP. I will of course keep you updated!

Offline Simon R.

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Re: Surfboards needed
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2008, 12:18:25 »
phil did you need to look up that C2H5OH you hardly knew it did you??? very good!!

Offline Towelyey

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Re: Surfboards needed
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2008, 12:25:54 »
Nerd!! Billy give him a wedgie too!!

Offline KarlC

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Re: Surfboards needed
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2008, 12:32:47 »
hmm C2H5OH, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems

Offline Ritchie

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Re: Surfboards needed
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2008, 14:16:28 »



C2H5OH??...Phil, this is bullsh*t!!!... I know what ethanol looks like and it can be found in a white jar-like container and smells like Big-Foot's crotch.

Offline phillt...y

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Re: Surfboards needed
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2008, 14:36:36 »
I usually enjoy some light reading of molecular chemistry to take a break from my law study. One has to keep his horizons broadened!

Offline ado

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Re: Surfboards needed
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2008, 06:34:10 »
PHip, get back your studies!

Billy, I have a surf board you're welcome to use to.  It's either in Phil's house in Deansgrange or in Sara's house in nutgrove.  (Not sure whether Sara used mine or Phil's recently).

Aideen  ;)